wtf?

The... self destruct head.

I was messing with a digger to make some sort of super digger or something, and eventually made something that propelled you backwards at high speed, shot itself and exploded in a shower of digger beams that ripped through terrain, instantly gibbed you, caused it to rain blood and instantly spawned a mountain of digger gibs all at once.
So I tried to get it to fire backwards so it would propel you forwards...
And also change the sprite to an enormous yellow emoticon head and make it gib homestar-runner faces...
And then I tested it on a clone designed to bleed 90 times the blood at a velocity of 50.
And firing the gun backwards had the obvious effect of instantly shooting the person holding it.

NOT one of my better ideas.

I'm... not going to delete it though >_>

I want to try that.

It's a lame FacePunch joke.

I wanted to show pics of the incident that occurred to me, but it won't allow them. Here is another:

Scene: Acrid Canyon
Build: 13
Description: Me and my friend were having a big civil war, the Ash troopers and the Snow troopers. Since he sucks so bad at CC, I let him also use the Atreanic White Clones, but that didn't do him a ♥♥♥♥. So I decided that his mission was to take my base and stop the falling of Gold Machines. Both sides were covered in bodies, his side had many Rockets from when I attacked. My dudes were all dug in, and he decided to drop asteroids on my side, and those melt through the ground easily, so he ended up killing some guys and destroying all my defenses, the good ones atleast. I retaliated by dropping 500 kilogram weights on his guys. Next I got some guys with powerful AS Vals (My mod, you can't have it) and had them sneak from below into the base. He still had that Robot 2 with the '47 and Shotty, but one of my guys had a VSS Vintorez (Vixion's mod) and sniped the ♥♥♥♥ out of him. We moved in and he couldn't get into his own base since a Gold Machine was in the way, and they are impossible to dig through. He drops more asteroids and disintegrates his own base, but gets my strike team. He ended up taking my base after more battling, but I still had the bunker on the ground, which he never took. In the end, I ripped his brain to shreds and killed his last 10 guys with my last 1.

Heh, I was in the Megarobot and kept dropping Baby Nukes on it(both amrobotic's). It survived like 10 nukes and then a stupid clone with an AK shoots me in the back and i die. Also the spitfire flamethrower, man, i got shot in the back holding it around 3 other spitfire clones... can you say CRASH?

...lol

ERm, Horizion land, Or what ever its called...
had 2 Corbos,The Ultimate ones, With there gun, That has a really awsome shooty sound.
1 On each wall, Left my computer, Came back half an hour later.. (Got really distracted)

And on either side of me base was mounds of corpses... Like real big mounds... Of Corpses...

Probably when some fatass ♥♥♥hole wrestling champion decided to start playing cortex command on my laptop at a park because my friend who I had let play (PolynesianVermin, I am gonna cut you for that) played almost until the battery died...
But we got him with the ancient "ALT-F4 gives you a thousand gold/health/points/♥♥♥♥" trick.
I said "Whoops, it crashed, gotta restart," so he went away. Then the battery ran out.

I wastrying to survive on death mode with one guy for ages and I got stuck in a pit. Just above the pit was a stuck dropship with engines going. So if I wanted out I had to go through the engines. I went into them lost and leg and went flying. But I was alive! In my flight I hit a robot and skeleton on the head killing both of them. In that millisecond I was feeling great- alive and another 2 kills.

Alas cruel fate I landed on a Spitfire cartridge and was blown too smithereens.

Let me set the scene

I am Modding
"These gibs are boring
Not spectacular enough"
"I know I'll make it make 1000000 fireballs"
I open CC
I shoot the thing
It goes
CC closes
"Oops"

Lol.


Probably the worst time was when I started trying to mod. Lets see...

Template
Modding
Mod.
Testing..
Crash?
fixing..
Testing..
Crash?
fixing..
testing..
crash.
fixing..
testing...

You get the idea.

Hmmm... I was just playing Horiz Land and i had 2 Crobo Flax Stormies with that Crobo heavy mg and another patrolling the brain vault and my stupid freind does a map wipe. CHEATER!

Once while going on a rampage with Kelas and not using any guns I hit a drop ship's turbine and fell to the ground. The drop ship came hurtling to the ground and smashed Kelas into the ground killing him. And he was flattened, no gore or anything, just a pile of black and gray mush.

Well, mine's terrible because it didn't work, and I spent all of my cash, but still, it was fun.
I bought a kelas with a hammer, and delivered him with a hammer from a rocket. So he dropped out, the hammer fell out of his hands, and crushed him. That's right, I killed a kelas without a superbomb. By accident...

Once I heard a ship taking off, and rushed over to see an enemy getting his bearings. Figuring the ship might still be overhead, I shot blindly up with the shotgun. Once. And then a one-engined dropship comes spiring down from the sky, and completely crushed the enemy it just released. The bad part? No way I'll be able to prove it.