Amusing, TRUE tales that happened while sleeping
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Amusing, TRUE tales that happened while sleeping
Might I direct your attention, if only briefly, to this forum thread, all of which is 100% truth, lest the forum be deprived of such funniness: http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/870014/.
Please read the embedded link, as well.
Cheers,
- The-Masses
EDIT: In a desperate bid to draw in comments, here is my own story about such things:
I myself have fallen asleep during a game of Laser Tag, or was it paintball? I think it was paintball. Anyway, I had just had exams and I hadn't slept for three days straight and, get this, I nodded off during play! And this is just... weird, I continued to shoot and take cover while asleep.
I woke up a little bit taking cover behind a tree with significantly less ammo than before my in-combat siesta.
Ah, good times.
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:04 am |
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PromoStarr
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:34 pm Posts: 152
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First
Ill look at it now lol
*Reads story* Yeh err i think its like when you dream of goin to the toilet and you wake up with urine all over the bed XD
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:07 pm |
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muffinmonkey
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:51 pm Posts: 371 Location: Sector ZZ9PuralZAlpha
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Those are good
yes
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:09 pm |
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm Posts: 1639 Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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I once fell asleep while playing Halo, when I woke up I found a few odd things.
A. I had a (melting) chocolate bar in my hand with the wrapper ripped off.
B. I was in bed.
C. When I went downstairs I found that the Xbox was still on, and I had paused it. On un-pausing it I found I had started playing the library on legendary in my sleep. And for some reason I was looking at a wall. I guess I just hit random buttons and ended up running into a wall or something.
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:04 pm |
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cgp114
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:47 pm Posts: 88
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nice, that happens to me... I was playing my pc upstairs and i fell asleep, then i woke up at the end of the stair. I guess i fell or something..
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:13 pm |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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I woke up one night to find that I had gotten out of bed, walked over to my desk, grabbed a pen and a pad of paper and started to write down dot points for a short story. I woke up with the pad in my hand and the pen stopped mid-word (the word was, "the").
This was how the story "Rebirth" was conceived. (Tee hee, a pun! XD)
Strange but true, read it on my DA page.
Ah, hell. I'll do it me self. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44426687/
- The-Masses
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:21 pm |
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PromoStarr
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:34 pm Posts: 152
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Yeh i usually do this in a clan war in CSS. let my self go into a daydream and let my sub-consionous play for me (hes a lot better than me )
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:37 pm |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Ha hah! That's funny.
It's amazing the things man can do while under the veil of sleep.
- The-Masses
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:08 pm |
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Daman
Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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Quote: ~Menadiel:iconMenadiel: 7 hours 20 minutes ago I wake up jerking off often.
Me too. I lol'd at that, not so much at anything you posted.
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:14 pm |
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Fearful_Ferret
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:36 pm Posts: 676
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It really isn't sleep, per se. It's more microsleep, where you are unaware of events for a good 5 seconds to 30 minutes. It can also be short-term memory loss, so you only thought you slept. I'd guess the latter.
Seriously, go to bed sometime. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep away from my bed, nor woken up out of my bed.
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:00 pm |
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droidak
Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:40 pm Posts: 230 Location: A parallel universe lodged between the final recluses of time and space
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Fearful_Ferret wrote: It really isn't sleep, per se. It's more microsleep, where you are unaware of events for a good 5 seconds to 30 minutes. It can also be short-term memory loss, so you only thought you slept. I'd guess the latter.
Seriously, go to bed sometime. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep away from my bed, nor woken up out of my bed.
same
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:45 pm |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Fearful_Ferret wrote: It really isn't sleep, per se. It's more microsleep, where you are unaware of events for a good 5 seconds to 30 minutes. It can also be short-term memory loss, so you only thought you slept. I'd guess the latter.
Seriously, go to bed sometime. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep away from my bed, nor woken up out of my bed.
You raise an interesting point, and a viable one at that.
And for your information, I get around 7-9 hours of sleep each night.
- The-Masses
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Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:19 am |
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capnbubs
Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:15 am Posts: 593 Location: UK
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apparently when I was a child I used to roll out of bed and then roll under it in my sleep
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Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:27 am |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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*Laughs*
That's a good story.
- The-Masses
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Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:30 am |
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capnbubs
Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:15 am Posts: 593 Location: UK
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also not quite the same but I frequently dream i've got something fantastic like a fancy car or something and then wake up believing it only to be hugely dissapointed.
Or I dream that I've just gotten ready for work or Uni and made the 45 minute walk there, and then wake up to realise I have to do it all over again!
Right, time for sleep, gotta catch a train in the morning, be back in a week, bye guys!
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Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:34 am |
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