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<tucker> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32234145/ns ... parenting/
<tucker> EVERY ♥♥♥♥ MAMMAL EVER
<tucker> KNOWS INNATELY
<tucker> HOW TO BREASTFEED
<tucker> WHY DO WOMEN NEED HELP WITH THIS
<tucker> WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
<GI> humanity is not as we know it...
<tucker> GI your engrish just makes everything a thousand times funnier
<GI> HURF DURF HOW I USE TITS


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I don't understand why that is funny?

I think we should have new rule: No linking your own ♥♥♥♥. Someone else has to find it funny.


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<Kelas> OH MNH I REMEMBER WAY BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN YOU WERE BI AND SHY TO TALK TO ME
<Midna> oh wait
<Midna> the pie thing
<CherryT> I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS FONDLY GENTS
<Midna> hurrr nevermind
<Midna> what days
<CherryT> *hugs*
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<Kelas> lmao
<CherryT> lol


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<[15:42] <spaceandrea> midna
[15:43] <spaceandrea> you will ♥♥♥♥ nfs and be ♥♥♥♥ by me
[15:43] <spaceandrea> that is how dickgirls work
[15:43] <Nfsjunkie91> midna he is giving you middle
[15:43] <spaceandrea> and then we will do some wierd 69 ♥♥♥♥ except instead of oral our clowns will be ♥♥♥♥ each other
[15:43] <Nfsjunkie91> that is a pretty sweet deal
[15:43] <Midna> spaceandrea
[15:43] <Midna> i support this idea


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I don't understand why that is funny?

I think we should have new rule: No linking your own ♥♥♥♥. Someone else has to find it funny.

I was actually linking that as GI being funny, not me. I think we should have a new rule: You should stop suggesting six hundred rules for every thread, mein fuhrer.


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[22:08]   <jake>   oh andrea
[22:08]   <jake>   look at you
[22:08]   <jake>   big cosmic tranny
[22:08]   <cosmoandrea>   :(
[22:09]   <jake>   andrew
[22:09]   <jake>   andrea
[22:09]   <cosmoandrea>   andrew was just a typo
[22:09]   <jake>   again
[22:09]   <cosmoandrea>   that I ran with
[22:09]   <Shapeshifters>   What?
[22:09]   <jake>   oh andrew
[22:09]   <jake>   look at you
[22:09]   <cosmoandrea>   its uh
[22:09]   <cosmoandrea>   andrea
[22:09]   <cosmoandrea>   or andy
[22:09]   <jake>   big confusing typo
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   anyway
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   hung out with friends today
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   saw cute boy
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   he raped me
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   he raped me
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   what he did was rape
[22:10]   <jake>   gay
[22:10]   <cosmoandrea>   yeah it was so uncool
[22:10]   <jake>   now dauss is a real lady
[22:11]   <jake>   him and lowest form of wit
[22:11]   <cosmoandrea>   dauss has aalways been a girl
[22:11]   <jake>   her
[22:11]   <cosmoandrea>   me her midna and gwen
[22:11]   <cosmoandrea>   the women of drl
[22:11]   <TrouserDemon>   aren't gwen and midna the only real women?
[22:11]   <jake>   one of which is a post-op
[22:11]   <TrouserDemon>   which one?
[22:11]   <cosmoandrea>   TrouserDemon
[22:11]   <jake>   adnrew
[22:11]   <cosmoandrea>   Its been established a loong time ago that I was a woman
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   jake
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   :(
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   I am a woman
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   no penis here doctor
[22:12]   <jake>   no vag either
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   yes doc no doc three holes full doc
[22:12]   <jake>   D:
[22:12]   <Shapeshifters>   The doctor had no penis?
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   so what I am a barbie doll?
[22:12]   <jake>   no doctor here penis
[22:12]   <cosmoandrea>   no anatomical featrures whatsoever?
[22:12]   <--|   Aven has left #drlchat
[22:12]   <jake>   no
[22:13]   <jake>   you are a figment of theclams imagination
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   whatever I dont want to-
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   EVERAYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   MAN ♥♥♥♥ T
[22:13]   <WorldOfGooCorp>   I am loling so hard
[22:13]   |<--   cosmoandrea has left cortex.datarealms.com (Quit: )
[22:13]   <jake>   here in my car
[22:13]   -->|   cosmoandrea (Aspida@Cortex-4cdd37b1.oc.cox.net) has joined #drlchat
[22:13]   <WorldOfGooCorp>   jake: this belongs in epic chat
[22:13]   <jake>   i change my gender at will
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   should have /quit poof
[22:13]   <jake>   i can act like a guy
[22:13]   <jake>   its the only way to live
[22:13]   <jake>   in cars
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   what
[22:13]   <cosmoandrea>   lol

Was told to post this here.
I seemd to have code'd this, oh well.


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18:50 - Minorkos: guess what
18:50 - Minorkos: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ store called
18:50 - Minorkos: they're running out of you
18:50 - Ísbjörn: great line
18:51 - Ísbjörn: is that how you pick up guys for one night stands?


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<Nfs|Away> blackbear snack snack snack potato chips
<BlackBear> Fill it with wood chips.
<Nfs|Away> blackbear, fill your mother's vagina with wood chips
<BlackBear> Fill it with wood chips.
<Kelas> blackbear ♥♥♥♥
<BlackBear> (3:57:38 Am) nfsjunkie91: these things scare me.
<Nfs|Away> I said that, blackbear.
<BlackBear> I think you need it to look for *blackbear.
<Kelas> ...
<Nfs|Away> OMG
<Kelas> I JUST WON
<Nfs|Away> hahahahaha


Gotta love bots.

Edit: Oh god.

<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear BEER
<BlackBear> (3:57:38 Am) nfsjunkie91: i already taught it love.

<Kyred> blackbear gas
<BlackBear> Fill your mother's vagina with wood chips.
<Kelas> wow
<Kelas> blackbear wow
<BlackBear> I think you need to have some new words and phrases added to your daily vernacular.
<Nfs|Away> HAHAHA
<Nfs|Away> ♥♥♥♥ YEAH
<Kyred> LOL

<Nfs|Away> kelas is a gigantic tree-hugging, cock-sniffying ♥♥♥♥♥♥
<Nfs|Away> kelas
* Kyred (chatzilla@Cortex-e8a551bf.tul2ok.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.0.13/2009073022])
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is a gigantic tree-hugging, cock-sniffying ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
<LowestFormOfWit> LOL
<Nfs|Away> YEAH THAT
<mail2345|semi-afk> ...
<Kelas> ...
<Kelas> i hate this bos
<Kelas> not
<Kelas> bot
<Kelas> augh
<Nfs|Away> kelas loves everyone in the world
<Nfs|Away> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas loves everyone in the soup can.
<Nfs|Away> hahahaha
<LowestFormOfWit> Hahaha
* &TheLastBanana (chatzilla@Cortex-fa331116.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])
<LowestFormOfWit> loves everyone in the ♥♥♥♥
<LowestFormOfWit> hard
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is a sign of insanity.
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is retarded.
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is a gigantic tree-hugging, cock-sniffying ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is retarded.
<LowestFormOfWit> Hahahahaha
<Kelas> WHY DOES THIS BOT HATE ME SO MUCH
<LowestFormOfWit> Hahahahaha
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas loves everyone in the ♥♥♥♥.
<Nfs|Away> kelas you are a mental patient who loves guava leaf extract
<LowestFormOfWit> HAHAHA
<Nfs|Away> hHahahah
<Nfs|Away> oh god
<LowestFormOfWit> Yes
<LowestFormOfWit> I got it
<LowestFormOfWit> Hahaha
<Kelas> MAIL, EXPLAIN TO ME WHY IT IS ABLE TO PUT TOGETHER SUCH ♥♥♥♥ WIN AT MY EXPENSE
<LowestFormOfWit> I found it out
<LowestFormOfWit> How to make it associate you
<LowestFormOfWit> With loving ♥♥♥♥
<Kelas> ♥♥♥♥♥♥
<mail2345|semi-afk> because maybe it does hate you
<Nfs|Away> kelas, lover of ♥♥♥♥, eater of chili
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is retarded.
<mail2345|semi-afk> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas, lover of ♥♥♥♥, eater of chili.
<LowestFormOfWit> blackbear kelas
<BlackBear> Kelas is retarded.
<mail2345|semi-afk> yea, it has developed hate
<Nfs|Away> oh god, I am giggling


<Nfs|Away> blackbear kelas rectum ♥♥♥♥ gog ogo
<BlackBear> ♥♥♥♥ tastes like ♥♥♥♥.
<Kelas> really?
<mail2345|semi-afk> duh
<LowestFormOfWit> Haha
<kaz> lol
<Nfs|Away> I am dying
<Nfs|Away> haha
<LowestFormOfWit> Lol I'm out
<LowestFormOfWit> Before I die


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Kelas wrote:
Epic Bo is epic

Is BlackBear still on IRC, or did whoever create it take it off?


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Still on. Sometimes ping timeouts, and can be a bit slow on rejoin.


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<TheClamv2> I got it out
<TheClamv2> but I had to use a fork and some lubricant


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Toast?


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Ophanim wrote:
Toast?

We can only hope. :scared:


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01[08:15] <TheClamv2> there is a screwdriver in my
01[08:15] <TheClamv2> you know
01[08:17] <TheClamv2> I'll be forced to freeze it with this duster gas and snap it off if I can't get the screwdriver out
01[08:19] <TheClamv2> ok
01[08:19] <TheClamv2> I got it out
01[08:19] <TheClamv2> but I had to use a fork and some lubricant


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01[08:15] <TheClamv2> there is a screwdriver in my
01[08:15] <TheClamv2> you know
01[08:17] <TheClamv2> I'll be forced to freeze it with this duster gas and snap it off if I can't get the screwdriver out
01[08:19] <TheClamv2> ok
01[08:19] <TheClamv2> I got it out
01[08:19] <TheClamv2> but I had to use a fork and some lubricant

The plot thickens.... In his we know what?


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