No barricade will hold this beast, because, oh I don't know, HE PUNCHED THROUGH THE ♥♥♥♥ WALL? Stand and face him/her/it.

goto the computer and use the Netcom.exe to see if you can call for help.
if that wont work ... try to communicate with the beast, if you cant or its hostile ... kill it!

Hide under desk, use the certificate as a sheild, peek over desk.

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>_>
Do you still have the pens?

Pens?

WHY YES IT IS A PEN

BUT THIS IS A LITTLE PEN AND A BIG PEN IS NEEDED

HEY A BIGGER PEN THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED YOU SAID USE THE PENS SO I WILL USE THE PENS
HELLO SIR YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT A PEN

HAIL TO THE PENMANDER IN CHIEF
PENS PENS PEN PEN GET PEN USE PEN PEN PEN HEY MAN USE THE PENS DID YOU GET THAT PEN I SENT YA?

PEN PE- Oh hey the smell is gone!

Told you there was no logical escape :V

PENic attack *Braces for Attack*

Exit the room and follow the insuing blood trail of the monster

Get more pens ready and go outside the room.

I think it's still attached to the room...

Anyway, peek outside and make sure he's not there to pummel you, if he is, grab the uber-pen again.

*edit*
Also, I think we just broke Cinos, that was pretty angry.

Roll along to whatever your next destination is, using that chair behind the desk. If there are stairs...roll anyways.

Grab the big pen and open the door, if the a monster there slam the door repeatively on the monster!

And I think that the smell of pens make him go into an EPILECPTIC RAGE!1!!

Uhh...If that actually, counted, look around the room for something convienient to escape with.

If It didn't...scream, then look above^

Cock your pens to make sure they all have rounds in the chamber, switch'em to full auto while at it.

Tickle the monster's hand. If it doesn't move, remove big pen and proceed outside since he's probably dead already

Rofl. That was awesome.

Steal certificate and exit the room.