How's it going? I have recently noted an alarming tendency among you. You've begun to use me as a scapegoat; you feel that I flame absolutely anything and everything, without any reasoning whatsoever.

This is a blatant falsehood.

I would like to correct this aggregious attack on my personal standards as DRLFF's most (in)famous troll by making this thread, as a chance for everyone on DRLFF to take up any personal problems they have with me, and have them solved in a logical manner.

I will not, repeat, will NOT, post a single curseword, a single attack on any other user, for the rest of this thread. Absolutely period.

So, here I am, Datarealms. I stand strong, but I am willing to take any blows you can throw at me. Just don't think I won't block them. All I can promise is that I will not hit back.

People don't love the sexy sailor? D:

This is a crisis, I'll get PR on it immediately.



"So, little Johnny, I see you're wondering about trolls!"

"Well, let's get right into it! Today, we'll be covering INTERNET TROLLS, as opposed to other trolls, such as the under bridge dwelling variety, mountain troll, or any other type."

"Grif is the local troll-guy-sort-of here at DRL, as distinguished by his... What the hell is that thing anyways, some weird color cube or something..? Anyways. I'm here to show YOU, that you shouldn't be afraid of Grif unless you're an idiot!"

"You see Johnny, the first thing to remember, is that Grif is greater then you! This little fact should be remembered at all times when thinking about challenging Grif, for you see, he has never been known to be wrong."

"For you see, Grif only flames idiots, such as those who clog up the mod section of our fine establishment with horrible bullet sprayers with unoriginal sprites, and far too much glow. The makers of these horrible mods have no skill/intention of ever creating anything better, you see, so Grif gives an honest opinion on their shoddy work to 'probe' them. Should the maker respond in an attempt to be clever and/or recruit other members against Grif as opposed to agreeing that their work is horrible, this should be a good enough indicator that we don't want them around."

"So do you see now little Johnny? You shouldn't be AFRAID or ANGRY at Grif, you should be supporting the cause. Butthurt noobs don't stand a chance against our Grify, we just have to man up and accept that not every guy who comes here and posts a glowing bullet sprayer has potential.

And you see Johnny, Grif is like the saran wrap around your sandwich, the o zone layer around the Earth, or any other metaphors for a mother protecting her young with a vicious tongue and razor sharp claws.

I salute you Grif, fight the good fight!"

He makes YOU SAFE.

I hate you. You suck.


So... how are the kids?

Hi.
PS; YOU SUCK AND SHOULD DIE.

Notice the first post says he won't. And Grif never lies.

I'm going to ignore the three previous posts because they are all from IRC kiddies who I know love me dearly.

Venn, look, did you read the original post? I clearly stated that I WILL NOT flame in this topic. Period. Okay?

I know you use me as a scapegoat. In case you missed it, that's basically what I meant in the first post. My question is WHY you all seem to think I flame AUTOMATICALLY. I do not flame without reason. EVER.

And, provide actual data to support your imagined 1:20 ratio, please.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

While unrealistic, has the concept ever occured to you that underneath this flaming outer cocoon is a deeply buried small child, who takes every insult as personally as you all seem to?

You guys flame me more than I've ever flamed all of you.

None of us are as cruel as all of us.

Together, you magnify the common human belief in a single enemy into me; I am your nemesis. And together, you all manage to insult me far more thoroughly than I've ever insulted any particular user.

Food for thought.

Weak.

Grif; ♥♥♥♥ off and die. No, seriously, suck lead, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Venn, you're probably the biggest tool to ever visit the forum. Nobody likes you, why do you still come back? Do you feed off the hate? Are you too ♥♥♥♥ autistic to realize that nobody wants to associate with you unless it involves you crying because you're getting your ♥♥♥♥ ruined?

ಠ_ಠ

There, I don't think you can withstand
much more flaming than that.

You should leave now, that you might
have a chance to survive my flaming onslaught.

Grif is my flame-tastic hero.

What about MaximDude?

Also, I like Grif. he's decently honest when something sucks.

I think venn is worse than MaximDude. At least MaximDude made like one good mod or something. I don't think I downloaded it, though. Venn doesn't make any mods at all.

I'm sorry what.

So, you're attempting to troll me by saying that Maximdude made better mods than I do?

Okay, that's literally laughable, so I won't even rip your logic to threads.

Just stop posting uninformed things into my topic, okay?

Oh lordy, Venn. You call Grif the flamer, yet you're flaming and flamebaiting. Maximdude released giant ♥♥♥♥ packs of guns with three-four variables tweaked on each, and a few good things. Grif releases smaller, more win packs of ♥♥♥♥ with a single unified theme with tons of ♥♥♥♥ changed for each. I know, Grif sucks hard, doesn't he?