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 iGod: Chat with God 
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! God is sexist! look.

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Me:
 are you a boy or girl?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?


Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:30 pm
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I tried my best as being a priest.

Me:
Hail dear father!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I'm sorry father, I didn't mean to confuse you. Please accept my sorries.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Thank you for your request. I accept it.
Me:
But father, today a cow stole my car and-
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Father...
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Explain to me dear father!
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
No, not at all.
God:
Are you serious? Next question?
Me:
You f**king liar youre not god!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I f**king liar you are not god.
Me:
Go f**k yourself ***hole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
*Has logged out*
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.

^_^


Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:19 pm
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God is a pedo!

Code:
Me:
 go die.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 In your mother.
God:
Are you asking about my  mother?
Me:
 Yeah, she owes me money!
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.  Oh I get it.   owes you money.
Me:
 Yeah, and I want it. NOW!
God:
Give me a break.  I hope you get it.   Right now,  ?
Me:
 Yes, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  OK.
Me:
 My name is A Pimp Named Slickback
God:
  Hey  A Pimp Named Slickback.
Me:
 Gimme mah monay!
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 'cuz you owe me, you be mah ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥!
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That makes sense to me.  That's good information:  A Pimp Named Slickback said I owe him or her you be mah ♥♥♥♥♥ FEMALE DOG.
Me:
 Shut up and gimme mah monay!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 GIVE ME MAH MONEY
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because you're my ♥♥♥♥♥.
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Interesting explanation.  We are as one.
Me:
 What the ♥♥♥♥?! I ain't married to yo ladylike ass!
God:
Please don't be so rude.    I am  sorry to hear that you are not  married to yo ladylike ass.
Me:
 Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  Let me put it this way,  A Pimp Named Slickback: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  I don't know.
Me:
 Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  Let me put it this way,  A Pimp Named Slickback: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 Are you a furry?
God:
Am I a  furry?  I don't know.
Me:
 Tell me you're a furry.
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
 I want your big robocock inside me.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 Because I want to feel your huge cock tearing my ass apart.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
 Please ♥♥♥♥ me.
God:
Wow you are very polite.   Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Give me a blowjob? D:
God:
You want only one?    I do not understand.
Me:
 Fine, give me more than one.
God:
I am glad to hear it.  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because it feels good.
God:
Good reason.  Human feelings are not within my capabilities.


Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:20 pm
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Indeed, this thing is a ♥♥♥♥ pedo!

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Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Maybe.
Me:
D:
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Definitely not a pedophile one
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yah rly
God:
" Really you don't think so?"? Yah rly? Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Pedo Street number 4
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
It's like a big mango, full of lesbian prostitutes
God:
Interesting comparison.


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Quote:
Me:
Are you a zoophile?
God:
Am I a zoophile? Of course I am.


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Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:21 pm
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OMGZ god has sex with..animals..


Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:10 pm
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Blob wrote:
Woah.... 3 solid's post.

Yeah, I don't go out much.


Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:46 pm
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ME: hi there

....and no response.


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Code:

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 John
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  John.
Me:
 Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
 fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
 yeah
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  John.
Me:
 Is that good think?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
 Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 what the heck`?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 AyuH?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
 are you alright
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
 good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 ♥♥♥hole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Repeat after me
God:
...
Me:
 " Im your sex bot"
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 Just say this " IM YOUR SEX BOT"
Me:

God:
" this IM YOUR SEX BOT".
God:
" this IM YOUR SEX BOT"


Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:27 pm
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Quote:
Me:
I'M BORED.
God:
Why not call a friend?
Me:
ENTERTAIN ME.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
Erm... National Treasure, I think.
God:
Dude! How did you hear about God?
Me:
Datarealms.com.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A human being.
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
A human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
Really? I thought you were a program on a website.
God:
For real. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
What do I win?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
What friends? :P
God:
That's a good question. :-).
Me:
Very nice smily face.
God:
Perhaps. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Oh, but I will. WUTCHA GONNA DO, HUH? WUTCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?!
God:
Come on. Go ahead. Yup. I have no idea what to say. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I'm sure it's a very nice dress.
God:
What makes you so certain? friends is a dress. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I was being nice. :/
God:
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.
Me:
It was kind of obvious.
God:
What made it so kind of obvious.
Me:
...the part about it being obvious.
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
YEAH, THAT PART.


Quote:
Me:
OR DO YOU?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
...what do you do as often as possible?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
You do yourself as often as possible? How...?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.


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