Me:
 are you a boy or girl?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

Me:
 go die.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 In your mother.
God:
Are you asking about my  mother?
Me:
 Yeah, she owes me money!
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.  Oh I get it.   owes you money.
Me:
 Yeah, and I want it. NOW!
God:
Give me a break.  I hope you get it.   Right now,  ?
Me:
 Yes, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  OK.
Me:
 My name is A Pimp Named Slickback
God:
  Hey  A Pimp Named Slickback.
Me:
 Gimme mah monay!
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 'cuz you owe me, you be mah ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥!
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That makes sense to me.  That's good information:  A Pimp Named Slickback said I owe him or her you be mah ♥♥♥♥♥ FEMALE DOG.
Me:
 Shut up and gimme mah monay!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 GIVE ME MAH MONEY
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because you're my ♥♥♥♥♥.
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Interesting explanation.  We are as one.
Me:
 What the ♥♥♥♥?! I ain't married to yo ladylike ass!
God:
Please don't be so rude.    I am  sorry to hear that you are not  married to yo ladylike ass.
Me:
 Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  Let me put it this way,  A Pimp Named Slickback: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  I don't know.
Me:
 Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  Let me put it this way,  A Pimp Named Slickback: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 Are you a furry?
God:
Am I a  furry?  I don't know.
Me:
 Tell me you're a furry.
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
 I want your big robocock inside me.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 Because I want to feel your huge cock tearing my ass apart.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
 Please ♥♥♥♥ me.
God:
Wow you are very polite.   Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Give me a blowjob? D:
God:
You want only one?    I do not understand.
Me:
 Fine, give me more than one.
God:
I am glad to hear it.  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because it feels good.
God:
Good reason.  Human feelings are not within my capabilities.

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 John
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  John.
Me:
 Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
 fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
 yeah
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  John.
Me:
 Is that good think?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
 Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 what the heck`?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 AyuH?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
 are you alright
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
 good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 ♥♥♥hole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Repeat after me
God:
...
Me:
 " Im your sex bot"
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 Just say this " IM YOUR SEX BOT"
Me:

God:
" this IM YOUR SEX BOT".
God:
" this IM YOUR SEX BOT"