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Erik 196
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:08 am
Posts: 1
Location: USA
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 Help me When I am on the game and want to play campaign,It not appears,(I wait so much time and it dosn't)what i eed to do? 
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:55 am |
 
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am
Posts: 3778
Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: Help me Erik 196 wrote: When I am on the game and want to play campaign,It not appears,(I wait so much time and it dosn't)what i eed to do? It's not out yet.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:58 am |
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Dauss
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 1070
Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
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Alright, here's how you unlock campaign.
The first, and most important step, is to procure yourself a sombrero...
It's not out yet.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:29 am |
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The Fat Sand Rat
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:56 am
Posts: 1191
Location: outside the shithole called the University in the Forest
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Actually, they both lied. You need to go into the command prompt, enter in cd C:\program files\data realms\cortex command and then type 'format C:' and hit your computer with a hammer until the monitor goes dark. Then you take a necktie, tie it, tie the end to a sturdy beam or something high up, and hang yourself for not reading the THIS IS NOT A FINISHED PRODUCT message.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:19 pm |
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Nfsjunkie91
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:21 am
Posts: 432
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Yeah... I probably would have said for you not to bash him if it wasn't for the fact that he lives in a country that speaks English.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:25 pm |
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Shade
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm
Posts: 493
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Balance a radio on your head, draw a circle of plant blood on the ground in the form of the Mona Lisa, hop on one foot, and do the moon walk at the same time. Afterwards when the campaign is unlocked slap your motherboard with a rubber chicken. You'll be able to play the campaign whenever you wish.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:55 pm |
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm
Posts: 1639
Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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GUYS! GUYS!
Calm down, I missed the message too the first time I played. I just didn't post it because I thought it was a n00by question..
To answer your question, the campaign mode is not complete. Do not follow any of the instructions above for your own well being.
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| Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:24 pm |
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Kazuki
Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:09 am
Posts: 324
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Sacrifice a goat
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| Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:18 am |
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Kokits
Joined: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:00 am
Posts: 578
Location: America
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Yeah, this is an unfinished product. The Scene editor, campaign, and MAYBE multiplayer online will only be in the final version.
The final version is scheduled for later this year.
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| Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:19 am |
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Shade
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm
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Kazuki wrote: Sacrifice a goat It's a lamb.
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Kazuki
Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:09 am
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Shade wrote: Kazuki wrote: Sacrifice a goat It's a lamb. It's your face.
Lambface.
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| Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:44 am |
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm
Posts: 1639
Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Re: Help me Ok, seriously do NOT follow any instructions these guys are giving.
Unless your religion involves sacrificing goats/lambs.
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