Well, I asked what fish are compatible in a 9 gallon tank with a Betta (did not accept that my mom put it in a gold-fish bowl. Goldfish should be in 90 gallon tanks, and are best in ponds....), and all I get are:

"Get another Betta"
"u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ u need it 2 b n a 1 g tnk"
"Add goldfish"

Later I went on a pet forum I quit because of some stupid breeding flamewars and crap, and they told me those answers are junk. I knew it was a buncha BS all along.

then I get on and ask "How do I get maplestory running on my mac IN Mac Os X, without using Bootcamp or Parallels"

and I get:

"Get a PC"
"Macs SUCK"
"Use BootCamp"
"Is OS X New?"
"Hey I have a mac play runescape it is bettar"
"Play WoW"

Then after browsing around, I see some horrifying answers like:

Q: What do I feed my guinea pigs as treats?
A: I give them beer

Q: Hi, I want guinea pigs, but how do I care for them?
A: Hey, u can just get one guinea pig and put it in a 20 gallon fish tank. Feed it a handful of hay, dont give it alot. Also buy the cheapest food, its all the same...

I am an expert on guinea pigs, and Ive came around onto making a guinea pig website, LettuceANdCarrots.com, and I have to say that alot of the answers on Yahoo Answers is total BS.

"

Well, yeah.

If you want information, go no further than the internet's own... Wikipedia.

Seriously. It's more informative and accurate than 99% of the other internet.

For the record: The article on Guniea Pig is longer than the one for Goldfish.

(Also, I gave my Guniea Pig alfalfa.)

(He liked alfalfa.)

I am wikipedian, My dudes name on there is...

Gerbilfyed4

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gerbilfyed4

BTW, I started the article about the middleschool me and Kokits used to go to (yes, we know each other in real life). I am the "owner" of the article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krueger_Middle_School

Ill be starting the article of the high school we are going to next year

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... ction=edit

EDIT: Lol, alfalfa is good for cavies 6 months or younger, but then they need to be on timothy

In all seriousness, I think dual-booting with BootCamp may be your best solution. Just set up a super-minimal install of XP that loads quickly, I suppose.

I really don't see anything wrong with the answer here. He never said to fill the fish tank.

But seriously, Yahoo is run by 4 year old Gaia/Runscapers. Don't EVER ask them a question, because every single answer you get will be crap. It's like 4chan lite.

I think he means the fact that you need to buy the cheapest food. And that is absolutely wrong. You obviously buy them NO food.... amiright??

Ok I'm bored... don't you have Windows on your laptop? So is it a hardware problem or is it conflicting with the actual Mac interface?

Those answers made me laugh... lol...

I always laugh at the yahoo! answers answers...they aren't answers, they are just worse spam than on here...

Yeah that 20 gallon fishtank answer iz so dumb. EVERAYBODAH KNOWS YOU HAVE TO FILL THE FISHTANK FIRST.

XD

btw here is my new guinea pig cage

Whoa..that's amazing..

its about 11 feet long

I wish I had guinea pigs..all I have is a dog and a cat...meh. Boring animals...I also have 3 turtles and fish...meh...boring animals..

I can teach u how to be a great guinea pig owner. Guinea pigs are very boring if they are in a petshop cage... Put them in a big-butt cage like mine and they are like little kids on sugar and ADHD.