Post any funny things that you have done or have happened to you today, or in the very recent past

My funny happening? Listening to Dani California while playing wolfstein and getting a 20 killstreak

I was just over at a friend's house swimming, and my friend's little brother that has a small speech impairment (well, it's not really that, but it's the way he talks, he sounds like a 6 year old: "Nuh-uh, your dumb!" etc.) was swimming with us.

So my friend dunks his little brother underwater, and the little brother says my friend was choking him, and so grabs on his back and gets him in a headlock and dunks him underwater and actually chokes him.

The little brother lets him back up and goes "Yeah, it's not fun being choked, is it?!" My friend, then, and I like to picture this in slow-mo, goes: "It's....not.....fun....WHEN YOU ABUSE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!" and then throws his little brother over his head.

It made my day to see that.

HAHA
Another funny thing happened to me today. I was sleeping, but was adrubptly awoken by some lawnmower/weedhacker of the sound gods. I snuck out back(my backyard) and gathered some stick and pinecones. I then hid behind my window and every minute or so i would throw a pinecone or stick at the weilder of machine stated above. It was hilarious. At about the third time, he just yelled out "OK, WHERE THE FU** ARE YOU!?!?!?" he started to look up and behind bushes etc. I do think that was a fair trade for the sleep i lost today.

Hmmm... Probably the "I am inocently searching teh forums... OH NOES!!!! PR0N SPAM AD ATTACK!!! *Bluescreen of d00m*" part

I wus just looking through forums and the I hade like 100 porn popups coming out of nowhere.. I disconnected my modem power supply but they were still going... So eventually I had a bluescreen... It sucked...

But it was lolroflmaobbqz0ngnowai afterwards

Ummmmm...Okay. What the hell were you searching for?!?

I was just diggin though the old mods, searching for good sprites and stuff

I was at school, it was lunch, I was bored

One of my friends told me to attack another of my friends, and I just didn't move.
Then the first friend told me to imagine the second friend was a third friend who is fun to beat up.
So I went for him chased him round and round at full pelt.
In the end, I got to him and slapped him vigorously once across the arm.

heh
Good times

I dont know if it is funny, but I dropped a marshmallow on my hand and it made a pretty ugly hole... and it really hurts!!

Was it one of those flaming comet marshmallows you get at campfires?

Mine? Seeing this butchering of the English language

Hmm... it was kinda fun when i called my best friend and said "Hey dude i gotta show you somthing cool so i come over" And he said "k" and of i went got on my bike and started "Pushin teh pedals" as it is called here around. Anyways i had gone around for about 10 minutes when i stopped and thought" Where the f¤¤k did he live now again, So i began too look around everywhere in town and at some point i went past his house, about three times. the fourth time i went past he yelled " wtf are you doing?" And i said " Looking for your house!" so he said " Dude... You have passed it about 3-4 times now" And i said " FO RIZZLE?" And he "YA, FO RIZZLE" and then we went into his house and i realized i had forgotten what i was supposed to show him.
And that was how i spent about 1 hour of this day, Great huh?

Wow.......pathetic jk Welcome to the forums

That happened to me
I was going round one of my friends houses and missed it
BUT
she has 2 drives, and we were now going in the wrong one
and it was locked
so my lift drove off and was stuck this side of a locked gate
in the end I just vaulted it

BUT I TORE MY BESTEST TROOS