Alright. I think this is the oddest thing im ever posting, but i need rapping tips/help/ any sites for that kind of stuff. I was messing around with my friends when we were planning a semi-important skit and i just started rapping off random stupid lines. now they want to use them and oh dear.. >.< im a white girl trying to rap. not saying we can't, but i dont think i can... thats not the point. I don't like rap, but now im stuck writing a whole skit of it and i've used the word Yo' to many times. (just dont ask okay >.<) but can anyone help me out? at all?Please?
Thank you
-Gwen

Oh dear god, Rap?
ugh, good luck

*syncopated beat*

Yo, put on your rapping cap
Yo, cuz its time to rap.
So come on can you rhyme in time?
If you can, that will be sublime.

Oh look, it's gwen.
Look at her, a-gain.
Her mouth can open and close.
She can breathe through her nose.

GO GWEN.

(am I good?)

lol. that made me laugh.
but im having alot of trouble.
and i have to teach 5 other girls to rap
>.< help meee.
-Gwen

just think of it as writing a poem

that i can do.
^.^
i think i need a wider vocabulary though.
-Gwen

All the girls.
Want to give me a hug.
Because they know that I'm in BUG.
(backing singers) Big unfriendly giantsssssss
Big unfriendly giantsssssss

(back to front man)
Oh no! Jump out the window!
Its time for a beep-boxing solo!

*click pop clickly bang sssk pop pow*



Ehhh that's it for me.... hope this helps... somehow.

somehow i think i did...0.o
-Gwen

eminem.com

Grab a glock, go shoot someone. That'll help.

once again, eminem.com, the answer to all your problems/needs.

I can bust a rhyme drop a line and crack yo spine.
That was just off the top of my head.

It is kinda impossible to teach you how to rap when you never said what you needed help with. All you said was I need to learn how to rap what part do you need help with?

One pointer practice saying tung twisters as fast as you can without messing up. It will help with stuttering.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

Keep repeating that over and over again until you can say it flawlessly.

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Not all rappers are gang bangers you know.

I assume that by "rap-ish", you don't mean the version with the long "A".

i can write raps . i can say them. im just having trouble switching the beat its very monotone. if yo know wha' i mean.
-Gwen

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eminem.com was no help. =(
merf.
im working on it.
-Gwen

No i cant rap but i can write comedy poems and songs, heres my newest one:
Its a song

I woke up this morin'
With the sun in my eye
had some breakfast
It was a fry i i
eggs and bacon
Sausages too
Then i went to the bathroom
and done a pooooooooooooooooo

*Guitar solo*