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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm
Posts: 1639
Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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"MAN DIES IN FATAL CAR CRASH ACCIDENT WITH NO HANDS!"
Subheading: Now that we've got your attention...
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muffinmonkey
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:51 pm
Posts: 371
Location: Sector ZZ9PuralZAlpha
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JESUS IMPERSONATOR DROWNS
Cannot walk on water
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm
Posts: 1639
Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Lol.
INCREDIBLY STUPID MAN DIES IN CAR ACCIDENT
He ran himself over!
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muffinmonkey
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:51 pm
Posts: 371
Location: Sector ZZ9PuralZAlpha
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HELICOPTER CRASH, NO ONE HURT
All passengers dead
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm
Posts: 1639
Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Damn. How can I out funny you?..
BOMB FOUND IN NEWSPAPER
Don't turn the page...
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Control
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 698
Location: Plymouth, NC
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muffinmonkey wrote: JESUS IMPERSONATOR DROWNS
Cannot walk on water I lol'd.
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Kurrus
Joined: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:15 pm
Posts: 281
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"MAN DIES KILLING HIMSELF IN THE PAST!"
Subheader: "He created a paradox that will blew up the universe in a few minutes too but we don't care about that"
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Fearful_Ferret
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:36 pm
Posts: 676
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Nuns Forgive Break-in, Assault Suspect
Utah Girl Does Well In Dog Shows
Smithsonian Might Cancel Bombing of Japan Exhibits
TV Networks Agree To Police Violence
Bush Planning Mars Trip
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve To Do Better
Arafat Swears in Cabinet
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Sewer District Plans Emergency Backup
Man Accused Of Shooting Neightbor, Dog Held For Trial
All of which were actual headlines, brought to you by Uncle John's Curoiusly Compelling Bathroom Reader.
I can't think of any myself, of course...
Murder Victim, Adulterer Declared Incompetent To Stand Trial On Grounds Of Decomposition
EDIT: Let's not forget the old standby, considered the jewel of "Hey, Martha!" headings...
HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR
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Nfsjunkie91
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:21 am
Posts: 432
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JESUS CHRIST
THE PART ABOUT SMELLING FARTS IS REFERRING TO THEM HAVING THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASSES
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I hate people.
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Shade
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm
Posts: 493
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NEWSPAPER READERS ASSASSINATED ACROSS THE GLOBE - YOU'RE MOST LIKELY SCREWED NOW
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am
Posts: 3778
Location: Largo, Florida
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"CLICHE TITLES ANGER THE PRESSES!"
You can figure out the explanation there.
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Shade
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm
Posts: 493
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FATHER VENN LOGS OFF - WORLD PHENOMENON
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AlphaCommando
Joined: Wed May 02, 2007 10:27 pm
Posts: 514
Location: Eating ice cream at Graeter's
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DARTH VADER IMPERSONATOR RAN OVER BY TRAIN - MAN TRIED TO STOP MOVING VEHICLE WITH THE "FORCE"
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TheLastBanana
DRL Developer
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:27 am
Posts: 3138
Location: A little south and a lot west of Moscow
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THE PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONDING, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TERMINATE IT?
Send error report?
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Daman
Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am
Posts: 1451
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"MAN SLAIN IN HOME. WORDS SIGN YOUR POSTS NOW CARVED INTO CHEST."
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