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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am
Posts: 426
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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 Game Idea! Funny Fake "Death" Newspaper Headings! Me and some guys were messing around on IRC and I had idea to make up a funny newspaper header in which you die.
I'll start.
"LOCAL HIGH-ROLLER DIES AWESOME DEATH! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT! HE HAD A BLOODY SWORD IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER! OH! AND THERE WERE A LOT OF DEAD GUYS!"
This requires some explanation:
"<The-Masses> I want to go out with a bottle of whiskey i one hand, and a bloody sword in the other, surrounded by my fallen enemies  "
Next!
- The-Masses
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm
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"MAN KILLS HIMSELF IN PRISON BY CUTTING OWN WRISTS WITH SAFETY SPORK"
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Control
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 698
Location: Plymouth, NC
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MAN DIES IN TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT! LAST WORDS: "I IS AN HERO!"
I don't really know how that came up, but it was funny in IRC.
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:12 am |
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MaximDude
Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm
Posts: 2073
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"MAN DIES OF FART SNIFFING OVERDOSE!!!"
LOL!
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:13 am |
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FantastikO
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:44 am
Posts: 175
Location: Ja...umm...I forgot.
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"BLOODY CORPSES TURN OUT TO BE HORSES WITH CANDLE SNUFFERS ON THEIR HEADS - THEIR FLAMES WERE OBVIOUSLY NUFFED, THUS KILLING THEM. LAST WORDS OF MAN: I ATE JESUS!"
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:15 am |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am
Posts: 426
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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South Park?
And IWCY wins a cookie for the "an hero" reference.
- The-Masses
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FantastikO
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:44 am
Posts: 175
Location: Ja...umm...I forgot.
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Not south park. Imaginations.
*tips hat to IWCU  *
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:19 am |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am
Posts: 426
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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No. Maxim's.
- The-Masses
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MaximDude
Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm
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Nope, imagination
Why? Was it on South Park?
Didnt watch if for like 3 years...
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:26 am |
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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I saw one episode where that becomes San Francisco's replacement for weed.
I rarely watch it, it's just that that was WEIRD.
- The-Masses
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:28 am |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
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The-Masses13 wrote: I saw one episode where that becomes San Francisco's replacement for weed.
I rarely watch it, it's just that that was WEIRD.
- The-Masses Ah yes, the people of San Francisco are so smug about their driving hybrids that they sniff there own farts.
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The-Masses13
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am
Posts: 426
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Dear GOD! That's weird...but...what...I...kinda...expect from South Park.
Anyway: MAN DIES OF FATAL WOUND BY CATHOLIC BADGER! BADGER EXCOMMUNICATED!
- The-Masses
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:27 am |
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Kurrus
Joined: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:15 pm
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"MAN DIES BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SUCCEED AT FIRST, HE FAILED AND THE TASK WAS TERMINATED!"
Sub-header: "Executer's statement: now you're thinking with this ♥♥♥♥."
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| Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:19 pm |
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Linongion
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Posts: 660
Location: Canada
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Heading: MAN KILLED BY BOILED EGG. WHEN INTERVIEWED, EGG STATED STRUGGLE WAS OVER EASY!
Sub heading: Reporter may have had his brain scrambled...
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MaximDude
Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm
Posts: 2073
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"MAN DIES WHILE SHOOPIN' WHOOPIN' HIS OPPONENT"
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