Wow! One week all ready? (It's Sunday SOMEWHERE in the world. Screw you all)

You know what this means? It's time for a new, belated, T-MWTBP-o-R (See title, stupid people)!

Anyways, this is NOT going to be a super-special, ultra, gala version. Standard fair this week. (BAAAWWWWWWW) We're looking at about 10-15 every Sunday/Monday.

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I swear, Cursor*10 is the most fun you can have with something Japanese without an 18-year-old Tokyo girl, some leather, and a car batte- *SNIP*

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Before the Tomb Raider movie, before the Uwe Boll abortion that was Alone in the Dark, before Pokemon: The Movie, there was only...Minesweeper...

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The Grim Reaper and the disembodied head of Robert Mitchum (who "believes in America") fight Communism.

...

♥♥♥♥ yeah.

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CALL PETA! CALL PAMELA! CALL SOMEONE!

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Breast enlarging...pudding?

O...K... That's kinda disturbing and "nice" at the same time.

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GTA III! But this is no ordinary GTA III. This is a special GTA III.

Signed by J*ck Th*mps*n.

(Would you care for a vowel, good sir? Rolled on the thighs of Cuban English teachers, they are.)

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Anyone who has GMod, get this and tell me how it goes.

To quote a friend of mine, "I MUST LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU!"

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In Soviet Russia, websites posts cynical, pottymouthed jerk!

But seriously, this guy did not come up with but popularized what is most likely one of the most hackneyed and un-funny stock jokes humanity has ever conceived.

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Not the best police blotter report I've ever read, but it is kind of funny, I'll give it that.

He might as well take whatever he wants, then.

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(NSFW)

Third boob is more common than third eye in Science Fiction.

*GAME TIME! CHOOSE MY FOLLOW UP SENTENCE*

A) It r fact. I know because of mi learnings.

B) ...Niceee

C) GO FOR THE GROPE, ARNIE

*Please specify in post*

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"Naturally" tasting chocolate fruit.

Sweet.

...no pun intended.

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Techno Viking (n)
A viking who is ♥♥♥♥ techno. Srsly, what did you expect?

Also: First 4chan/ED thing I've posted here. Yay, I guess...

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Behold how far that ♥♥♥♥ game has spread.

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The long and short of this can be summed up very quickly.

Watch, in awe.

Lesbians on simulperiods + probably slightly annoying 16-year-old girl (I actually considered posting the ED link for that article here but I decided against it. Find it yourselves, lazy bastards...) = Homicide.

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Since I have recently gone batshit Lego-crazy, here's some more for you fellow plastic brick lovers.

Portal. ♥♥♥♥ Portal.

And other such wonders.

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And that's me off the hook for another week.

*Farewell which is NOT "♥♥♥♥ you all, ♥♥♥♥ you in the ear,"*
- The-Masses

Love it. You find the best stuff on the internet.

For those wondering, the Lego portals weren't photoshopped or had pictures behind. The portals were actually holes, with another minifigure/cube on the other side.

*Bows* Thank you, good sir.

I have many, many more.

- The-Masses

The Sparta swep is win.