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 I hate Listerine Pocket Packs. 
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Post I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
So, yeah. I got a Wal-Mart bag full of them. Don't ask why. I've been eating them constantly, and now I can't feel my jaw. Like, it's literally numb. I hope this isn't permanent.


Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:57 pm
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
You aren't supposed to swallow mouth wash.
So I assume you aren't supposed to eat more than one pocket pack every so often.

Good luck with the poison control center or throwing up.


Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:00 pm
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Do I even need to say whats wrong with this?


Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:28 pm
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Isn't there a rule against topics like this?


Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:31 pm
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Countdown till lock...


Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:35 pm
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
This image conveys my exact feelings.

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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:36 pm
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IBL

(aka "in before lock")

it used to be quite a popular little acronym on another forum I saw. At least, until they started banning for it.

Also, if anything about the package warns against overdose, then contact a poison control center, just in case. Also, watch what you put into your mouth. Especially if it includes ingredients longer than 26 letters and some of them end in -icine.


Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:38 pm
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Hey Neph, you are damn smart.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:24 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Yes. Yes I am.
Also, this is not against the rules. You guys just fail.
Also, update. Explosive diarrhea is bad. As in, like, oh god it burns.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:25 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Tucker is a poor drug addict.

So poor he has to get his fix from listerine.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:30 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
MayhemSoap wrote:
Tucker is a poor drug addict.

So poor he has to get his fix from listerine.

He chooses to be poor though, everyone knows he could make money, given he give up his body.

>_> I'd trade him bodies for 100 bux.

Seriously though...bad Tucker/Pyrorex/Nephilim/Ophanim/Whatever the hell else you want us to call you!

No more drugs!


Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:33 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Hahahahaha, I have friends if I need a fix.
I don't though.
I'm noy an addict.
I don't have a problem.
Get away from me.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:34 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Try pure, uncut mothballs or dog heartworm medication sometime.

Yay Discworld reference. Now read those novels before the author succumbs to Alzheimer's.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:36 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
The Rules wrote:
This forum is called General Discussion - not - General Chat.


You Fail. First rule on the list.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:23 am
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Post Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
The Mushroom Man wrote:
The Rules wrote:
This forum is called General Discussion - not - General Chat.


You Fail. First rule on the list.

We're discussing how much Listerine Pocket Packs suck.
Also, update people. I have a giant spot on my vision. I'm suing Listerene if I go blind.


Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:22 am
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