That map compass gps medallion leads right to these ruins. The fabled treasure that was conveniently mentioned in that newspaper article must be here!
Yes this is a cyoa.

HELPFUL NOTE: Stop posting retarded suggestions like "Durr eat cyanide pill/jump off cliff/have sex with the rock," ESPECIALLY if they have been posted before. You aren't funny.

This a new CYOA?

I think the art is better than last time. It looks shaded.

Either way, it's a nice Indiana Jones parody.

Walk to the left. Maybe you'll find Communists like in Indiana Jones 4, not that your stealing from it at all.

Inventory.

I'm going to hazard a guess we'll have a whip.

Also LOOK to the left and right before walking there. Might be a giant bowling ball, or a pit full of spikes.

First, check you inventory and hope you remembered to take your .357 or .45 with you, then move left and see what the hell your looking at.

Left is obviously not correct, seeing as we just came from there. The logical and non -retarded solution, therefore, is to continue right. Do not check inventory

Archeaologize the stone wall to find a secret button or switch that will open wonderous passageways.

Let's see here. I have one (1) whip-firing revolver, one (1) ancient medallion, one (1) piece of paper with a face drawn on it, and one (1) cyanide pill.


An old door! How can I possibly defeat its wicked puzzle and open it?

Try eating the cyanide pill.


Alternatively, say "Open" in a loud clear voice.

Push the rectangle on the bottom.

*must..resist..urge..to swallow...pill.. Push the little square in the middle of the door near the bottom. Or alternatively climb over it using your whip, theres a walkway above it..

"OPEN!"

That was...ineffective.


Sounds good...

Oh hey!

Go inside the paper temple before some competitor runs past you and claims all the glory.

What is that I spy?

PUNCH THE NAZI.