xD

Summon Jox

OR

Go to the armory, while talking about "sarcasm in kitchen" with Dolinov, and don't forget the map

Armory.

Shotguns.

Machineguns.

AND

ONE

FRIGGEN

HEAVY

MINIGUN!!!

AHAHA!!

Oh, and you need fire. Fire solves everything. Though you might want a flamethrower to hold it in.

Do a classy exit and move down to the armory.

find explosives (grenades of many kinds, and something you can use to blow open doors with), an AK (A smaller carbine version if available, if there are none get a SMG) any form of body armor you can find, night vision goggles with IR illuminator (if the lights get shut off, and it MUST have an illuminator or its useless underground), A small pistol (not likely to be needed but might be nice if everything goes to hell), a knife (could be useful), a gasmask (enemies might try to deploy gas or smoke, and seeing as this is a secret Russian compound who knows whats down here) some form of radio to communicate. the map, a couple of meatshields (get them to carry some medical supplies and anything you cant carry yourself)

DO NOT GET A FLAMETHROWER!!!!! flamethrowers are great against enemies in close space (like this bunker) but only when you are not in the space as well. (burning up the air around you is BAD)
A machine gun is hardly useful in a close area.

Don't get a RPG or any type of grenade or rocket launcher. (it COULD be used in long corridors, but your still far too likely to kill yourself)

Don't get any over powered explosive, small controlled charges are best in the situation (there are tons of dirt above you)

You know, this is just fiction, you don't have to get all realism.

Completely unnecessary realism there. This is FICTION. Means ANYTHING can happen. For instance, an electrically charged monorail track suspended by thin air over a bottomless pit. (See: some 20 pages ago)
In the interest of the topic... Load up on weaponry. Somehow I think you'll need it.

I like how you assume that any of that will even be in the Armory.

I suspect we'll find a find three pairs of scissors and a bicycle handlebar in the armory but that's just my guess.

Grab a gun, a sword, and Pedobear.

Take everything in there, even if it's a Barney doll.

Guys, save this stuff for when we actually arrive at the armory.

Shut up and quit quoting yourself, it's annoying, a stupid idea, and utter spam.

Just go down there like a normal human being, damn!

Grab a plank with a large nail impaled through it. Theres plenty of those on the floor.

AHHHHHHHOHARRRR THIS ISN'T CLASSY I TRIPPED OH ♥♥♥♥

Ow my organs.