The worst game ever thread
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3 solid
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I can't even remember what it was called, I think it was chinese/japanese, it starts off with a single "A" in the middle of the screen, then a load of 7s start coming out of the sides and shoot Gs at you. There was no manual or intstruction screen, so I didn't know how to kill stuff, I mashed the keyboard randomly until I found the move buttons (Up was V, that'll give you an idea of how screwed up they were) and the shoot button (C) then I preceeded to shoot my little Fs at the 7s but the Fs didn't seem to do anything at all to them, and eventually I noticed the Gs they fired did nothing to me, unfortunately I couldn't continue my "fun" because a load of Ts, Rs and Hs came down and everything it touched died, including me.
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:33 pm |
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Mombasa
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:21 am Posts: 355 Location: Florida: The Oil Capitol of the United States
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I can't emember the name of it, but I once played a fighter similar to tekken. The animations were so bad I thought I was watching a slide show (yes it was in full 3D).
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:42 am |
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21GP
Joined: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:03 pm Posts: 268 Location: I'm sitting here on a web born out of a thought where the spider makes a bed of carcasses she caught
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3 solid wrote: I can't even remember what it was called, I think it was chinese/japanese, it starts off with a single "A" in the middle of the screen, then a load of 7s start coming out of the sides and shoot Gs at you. There was no manual or intstruction screen, so I didn't know how to kill stuff, I mashed the keyboard randomly until I found the move buttons (Up was V, that'll give you an idea of how screwed up they were) and the shoot button (C) then I preceeded to shoot my little Fs at the 7s but the Fs didn't seem to do anything at all to them, and eventually I noticed the Gs they fired did nothing to me, unfortunately I couldn't continue my "fun" because a load of Ts, Rs and Hs came down and everything it touched died, including me. that actually sounds cool
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:13 am |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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The worst game Ive ever played is Dwarf Fortress...
Lol jk 21GP.
I think the worst game ever 2 Worlds for the X Box 360. It looked cool at first so I tried it. IT SUX! It's like a half-assed clone of Oblivion. Game Informer gave it a 2 out of 10... I usually try to avoid shitty games though. If I think the game looks bad then I avoid it. If someone else is playing a game that looks bad I leave the room.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:38 am |
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21GP
Joined: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:03 pm Posts: 268 Location: I'm sitting here on a web born out of a thought where the spider makes a bed of carcasses she caught
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Heh, actually I think my tastes are kind of skewed. A lot of the things in this thread seem pretty interesting to me. A half-assed Oblivion clone, for instance, is still an Oblivion clone. I think I'd at least mess around with it for a few hours. I probably wouldn't shell out money for it though.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:08 am |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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I did mess around with it for a few hours... Then I took it right back to Blockbuster... Then I read my GI and found that it confirmed what I already thought of the game.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:23 am |
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3 solid
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Vampire Rain.
Played the demo a while ago and forgot about it, but that game was possibly the worst stealth based shooter I've ever played. Every enemy was invincible, if they caught so much as the slightest GLIMPSE of you, you were dead, if they didn't see you, they'd probably walk off, then another one would see you and you'd be dead, the only way to possibly survive is to stand in exactly the right place at the right time, with absolutely no clue or hint pointing you to the safe place, then wait till the "nightcrawlers" (The developers thought they were being smart when they renamed the vampires after a popular X-men character) walked off.
If I remember correctly, there was actually no point in giving you any weapons, as if you fired they'd run at 2000mph in your direction and kill you with a poke.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:50 pm |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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I heard of a MMO called "Second Life" (I think that was the title) Anyway it was bad.... The average user logged on for 12 minutes... a month...
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:38 pm |
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Metal Chao
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 2901
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The Mushroom Man wrote: I heard of a MMO called "Second Life" (I think that was the title) Anyway it was bad.... The average user logged on for 12 minutes... a month... The person who told you that was obviously lying. Go look it up again.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:43 pm |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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Nah... I don't really care. I was just repeating what I heard on G4.
Speaking of G4 it sucks now. Its gone downhill ever since they stopped airing video game shows. All it is now is a network that plays repeats of its 5 shows all day long.
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:35 am |
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Grif
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The Mushroom Man wrote: Nah... I don't really care. I was just repeating what I heard on G4.
Speaking of G4 it sucks now. Its gone downhill ever since they stopped airing video game shows. All it is now is a network that plays repeats of its 5 shows all day long. Slowpoke dot jay pee gee. Everyone knows that. We didn't really need you to reiterate.
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:32 am |
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robolee
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:30 pm Posts: 1040 Location: England
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The Mushroom Man wrote: 12 minutes... a YEAR... fixed, I played it ONCE, worst game ever, but that was when it was new soo...
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:04 am |
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Leevizer
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:05 pm Posts: 88 Location: Tampere
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3 solid wrote: Vampire Rain.
Played the demo a while ago and forgot about it, but that game was possibly the worst stealth based shooter I've ever played. Every enemy was invincible, if they caught so much as the slightest GLIMPSE of you, you were dead, if they didn't see you, they'd probably walk off, then another one would see you and you'd be dead, the only way to possibly survive is to stand in exactly the right place at the right time, with absolutely no clue or hint pointing you to the safe place, then wait till the "nightcrawlers" (The developers thought they were being smart when they renamed the vampires after a popular X-men character) walked off.
If I remember correctly, there was actually no point in giving you any weapons, as if you fired they'd run at 2000mph in your direction and kill you with a poke. LOL! that sounds like a challenge... -Hey, i heard something! -Super vampire X-ray vision thingsupah4x0r boot up. THERE HE IS! -Initiate supa vampire chargin at enemah! GET HIM! -Superpowerpokeattack! STRIKE! *Splortsch* Oh, yeah, and if you want to find bad games, go to miniclip.com
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:53 pm |
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Mushroom head
Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:37 pm Posts: 215 Location: Hangar 18, somewhere in finland
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I have to agree vampire rain is totally poop, but in fact Resistance fall of man is more the worst game what i ever been playing, its like half-ass copy for GOW
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:26 pm |
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MstrNetHead
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:05 am Posts: 239
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Leevizer wrote: Oh, yeah, and if you want to find bad games, go to miniclip.com There could not be a more true statement.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:34 am |
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