Wow, these are hilarious. I always fall asleep on the couch and get up against my will and put myself into bed. I always thought my mom or dad had picked me up and carried me there like they used to do when I was a wee one. I wish something really funny would happen when I was asleep, stuff like you guys experience.

Well, mine's not funny for me, you may laugh though.
See, there's this one ♥♥♥hole in my class who I really hate, and I dreamed that he came out with this autobiography or something with his ugly mug on the front. I was in a big white space, with a very larger (poster-sized) copy of the book. So I did what came naturally... and kicked it. I think I fractured my toe on the concrete wall next to my bed, because it hurt like hell for days even after the bleeding had stopped. A week later, when I looked, I realized I hadn't kicked the wall, but rather the sheetmetal plate bolted onto it by the previous owner for some strange reason.
And I put a dent in it.
Also, research shows that subconscious driving/gaming is better than normal, because only your reflexes work, preventing you from overthinking anything.

That sounds very painful, that'd suck, reminds of when I dropped my Xbox on my toe and the top layer of the nail came off.

Sure, subconscious driving may be better, but it only lasts until something that requires an iota of actual thought comes up, like an exit you need to turn on or a stoplight or something.

And sometimes it's better to overthink when you're about to kick a sheetmetal plate.

Microsleep is quite common at company meetings.

9 hours is reccomended for people our age according to whatever people go out and spit out statistics so that we can have a valid excuse for why it's not our fault. My bathroom reader says that you live longest if you sleep seven hours. You're more likely to die on any given day if you get 4 hours of sleep then seven. Ten hours and four hours have about the same effect on your lifespan.

So sleep 7-9 hours, and you're good. Probably.

I did that with too small hiking boots

not dropped them on my toe

just had my toenail fall off

I beat several levels of crash bandicoot in my sleep. I'm also known for my "sleep convo's," In which I can carry out full blown conversations in my sleep.

I've done some things in my sleep that for the decency of this forum I'm not at liberty to say...

i remember waking up in my parents bedroom while taking a pee in the bin in their room... I didnt have a kcufing clue how I got their because I had been in my own room that was a good 10-15 metres down the hallway... Also sometimes I dream about being in school doing tests and stuff then i wake up. Seriously I scare myself...

When i was a little kid i walked down three flights of stairs, only to yell at my parents to get out of the bathroom... they were in the landry room. so i kept yelling at them for about 2 minutes and then i walked back upstairs and went to bed. it was quiet odd.

also , once had a dream i walked to my bf, thanatos house, woke up to find it wasnt true and i was pissed off because i could go there till 11:30 that day.i would have rather slept walked there. =/
-Gwen

I had a dream where I ended up drowning, I had to make myself wake up( I usually know I am dreaming) as I blacked out.

um...i kicked my covers off my bed and basicly froze myself that whole night
thats really all i do while sleeping, besides twitching

I think once I was on a Boy Scout trip and woke up with a tentmate a bit too close...

i was at camp with afew of my friends, i spent the whole night singing in my sleep about smurfs and rock/pop songs whimpering about things. Also, my friends figured out a certain question to ask to make me tell them everything im thinking when im asleep. opps. no more tenting with them.
0.o
eep
-Gwen

haha what did you say?

I have had a similar dream.


I was falling down an endless chasm, screaming all the way (and in my sleep, too) when I realized I was dreaming, and pulled myself out of sleep to find that my face is on the floor.


And when I have dreams like drowning, I can't' breathe while I'm sleeping or in the dream.