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Nephilim
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:54 am Posts: 124
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I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
So, yeah. I got a Wal-Mart bag full of them. Don't ask why. I've been eating them constantly, and now I can't feel my jaw. Like, it's literally numb. I hope this isn't permanent.
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:57 pm |
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purple
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:00 am Posts: 343 Location: Devil's Advocate
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
You aren't supposed to swallow mouth wash. So I assume you aren't supposed to eat more than one pocket pack every so often.
Good luck with the poison control center or throwing up.
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:00 pm |
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striker121
Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:24 pm Posts: 253 Location: In the house next door, eating your neighbors.
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Do I even need to say whats wrong with this?
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:28 pm |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Isn't there a rule against topics like this?
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:31 pm |
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Galaxy613
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:31 am Posts: 397 Location: USA, VA
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Countdown till lock...
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:35 pm |
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Metal Chao
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 2901
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
This image conveys my exact feelings.
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:36 pm |
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Fearful_Ferret
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:36 pm Posts: 676
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
IBL
(aka "in before lock")
it used to be quite a popular little acronym on another forum I saw. At least, until they started banning for it.
Also, if anything about the package warns against overdose, then contact a poison control center, just in case. Also, watch what you put into your mouth. Especially if it includes ingredients longer than 26 letters and some of them end in -icine.
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:38 pm |
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Mushroom head
Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:37 pm Posts: 215 Location: Hangar 18, somewhere in finland
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Hey Neph, you are damn smart.
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:24 am |
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Nephilim
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:54 am Posts: 124
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Yes. Yes I am. Also, this is not against the rules. You guys just fail. Also, update. Explosive diarrhea is bad. As in, like, oh god it burns.
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:25 am |
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MayhemSoap
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:03 am Posts: 28
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Tucker is a poor drug addict.
So poor he has to get his fix from listerine.
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:30 am |
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
MayhemSoap wrote: Tucker is a poor drug addict.
So poor he has to get his fix from listerine. He chooses to be poor though, everyone knows he could make money, given he give up his body. >_> I'd trade him bodies for 100 bux. Seriously though...bad Tucker/Pyrorex/Nephilim/Ophanim/Whatever the hell else you want us to call you! No more drugs!
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:33 am |
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Nephilim
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:54 am Posts: 124
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Hahahahaha, I have friends if I need a fix. I don't though. I'm noy an addict. I don't have a problem. Get away from me.
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:34 am |
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Fearful_Ferret
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:36 pm Posts: 676
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
Try pure, uncut mothballs or dog heartworm medication sometime.
Yay Discworld reference. Now read those novels before the author succumbs to Alzheimer's.
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:36 am |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
The Rules wrote: This forum is called General Discussion - not - General Chat. You Fail. First rule on the list.
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Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:23 am |
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Nephilim
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:54 am Posts: 124
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Re: I hate Listerine Pocket Packs.
The Mushroom Man wrote: The Rules wrote: This forum is called General Discussion - not - General Chat. You Fail. First rule on the list. We're discussing how much Listerine Pocket Packs suck. Also, update people. I have a giant spot on my vision. I'm suing Listerene if I go blind.
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