WAR! THE FORUM IS THROWN INTO BITTER CONFLICT!
THE FIREBOMBING OF KNOWN REBEL SITE H.G.M., KNOWN FOR IT'S ANTI-GOVERNMENT ACTIVITIES, LEADS TO RISE OF ARMS AGAINST FAIR DR GOVERNMENT! OFFTOPIC HAS SECEEDED!
BELOVED FORUM CHANCELLOR WIZARD JAMES AUTHORIZES USE OF DR MILITARY TO SILENCE THE TRAITORS.
THIS GOVERNMENT NEWSREEL BROUGHT TO BY CHOCOLATE COATED URANI-YUMS! TASTE THE DELICIOUS RADIOACTIVE WOOD CHIPS!
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