These are the first 50 rules of the internet, after that I'll post the amendment.

* Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
* Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
* Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
* Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
* Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
* Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
* Rule 7: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
* Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
* Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
* Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
* Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
* Rule 12: Lurk moar.
* Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
* Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
* Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
* Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
* Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
* Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
* Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
* Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
* Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
* Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
* Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
* Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
* Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
* Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
* Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
* Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
* Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
* Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
* Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
* Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
* Rule 33: It's a trap.
* Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
* Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
* Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
* Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
* Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
* Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
* Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
* Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
* Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
* Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
* Rule 44: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
* Rule 45: Snape killed Dumbledore.
* Rule 46: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
* Rule 47: Nagas stole your bike.
* Rule 48: It will always need moar sauce.
* Rule 49: The internet makes you stupid.
* Rule 50: Anything can be a meme.

Those are the first 50, heres the amendment: (make sure to read rule 84)

* Rule 51:Longcat is looooooooooong.
* Rule 52: If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
* Rule 53: Anonymous is a virgin by default.
* Rule 54: Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
* Rule 55: CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
* Rule 56: Don't mess with football.
* Rule 57: MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
* Rule 58: Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
* Rule 59: The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
* Rule 60: If you say Candlejack, you w
* Rule 61: You cannot divide by zero.
* Rule 62: The internet is SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS.
* Rule 63: If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
* Rule 64: Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
* Rule 65: Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
* Rule 66: This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
* Rule 67: One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
* Rule 68: Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
* Rule 69: LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
* Rule 70: Also, cocks.
* Rule 71: This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
* Rule 72: Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
* Rule 73: If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
* Rule 74: If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
* Rule 75: Around Snacks, CP is lax.
* Rule 76: All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
* Rule 77: Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
* Rule 78: Mods are f*cking gentlemen. No exceptions.
* Rule 79: All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
* Rule 80: No matter how cute it is, it probably skullf*cked your mother last night.
* Rule 81: That's not mud.
* Rule 82: Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
* Rule 83: The Internet is SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS.
* Rule 84: Rule 87 is true.
* Rule 85: Yes, it is some chickens.
* Rule 86: Bobba bobba is bobba.
* Rule 87: Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
* Rule 88: If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
* Rule 89: If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
* Rule 90: Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
* Rule 91: Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
* Rule 92: Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
* Rule 93: Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
* Rule 94: If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
* Rule 95: Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
* Rule 96: I am a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please rape my face.
* Rule 97: ♥♥♥♥ sucks and will never be stickied.
* Rule 98: Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
* Rule 99: If you have no bricks to ♥♥♥♥, you are made of fail and AIDS.
* Rule 100: ZOMG NONE

Well done. You are going to get wasted for this.

- The-Masses

I am a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please rape my face.

Lul. This is all an actual thing, check out wikipedia.

I made #42.

Well, probably.

No, wikipedia it. You made none of it, 4chan made it. 4chan is god. Google swap.avi.

Do NOT Google Swap.avi. EVER.

I read a description and vominated.

- The-Masses

Yes, i did make #42, it sent psychic messages to 4chan. they then were influenced into making it a rule.


Its not on wiki, type: 'Rules of the internet' and its not there.

It's on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

- The-Masses

meh, its not that funny anyway, but i shall now live by rule #42.

CAKE!

YUM! YUM! YUM!

Google swap.avi and then download it, trust me it's funny as hell.

two reasons why I shall not.

1. Its internet humor

2. it failed to include Porygon2

It is most certainly NOT funny as hell.

- The-Masses

wasn't rule 1:if you can think of it there porn of it on the internet?

That's rule 34.

- The-Masses