While looking for costume shops online, Backsmasher accidentally downloads a free chameleon suit.

No one is quite sure how that happened, but he puts it on anyways.







Allie and Faust pass by the nearest House Repository and buy matching sets of vintage lumberjack clothing for 50 nuyen each. They even come with electrostatically-held neckbeards!



Bright speeds back home, then proceeds to acquire the smoothest, hairless-est chest and legs known to meta-mankind. It's... a bit embarassing, to be fair, especially after he shaves his head as well.

During the shower that follows, he makes sure to scrub every inch of exposed skin, to get rid of any loose flakes or otherwise traceable genetic material.





Vargall updates his usual pirate getup with some identity-hiding features from his Pirate Accessories Pack (tm), then drives the rest of the group, minus bright, over to the station.



It is a Lone Star Urban Headquarters, responsible for several dozen blocks of the sprawl. Cop cars are parked around the back of the vaguely hexagonal building, and people mill about, going about their day in the usual humdrum of the morning.


What will you do?

Get some molotovs and torch the place.

Note to self, I really need to get some sort of mounted gun on this car with how much time we spend inside it.

Allie jumps out and moves to a newsstand across the street from the station, still close enough to intervene if necessary. A few people turn to look at the SUDDEN LUMBERJACK, but it does not last.

She scans the large, official-looking grey concrete building, and comes to a startling conclusion!

It is indeed a police station. Probably.




The invisible watery snakedragon disappears into a nearby manhole. You immediately hear some bubbling sounds.

Then they stop. Then they start again!

Another stop. Wait no it's started over.

*CHUG* *GLUB*

Your spirit comes back, and shrugs its inexistent shoulders, like someone who wants to say "Hey I did what you asked! Don't complain if it's not that much!"





Bright dresses up to kill. He's now quite unrecogniseable, as long as no one reads his bike's license plate.




Vargall passes by a local hardware store to buy empty bottles and oily rags (they were on sale!), then syphons some gas from his car. Three molotovs, ready to go!


He then speeds in front of the donut shop and does a good old-fashioned drive-by throwing, and-

*bonk*

The first molotov bounces straight off the shop's reinforced glass storefront, and lands right back in the car with a crashing sound and a WHOOOSH of flames.

DEAR GOD WHY


You are now all on fire. Vargall accidentally drops one of the other molotovs and it bursts as well, covering you all with more gasoline and flames.

Vargall takes 4P damage! Faust takes 3P damage! Backsmasher takes 1P damage! The car takes 2P damage!



What will you do?


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Maarten I am so sorry but never have I seen that many glitches on a throwing roll ;_;