I think I could listen to lightsaber fights with duel of the fates playing in the background forever

That would make pooping a great experience.

So speaking of lightsabers, how many years until we get a functioning one?

many

I want a blaster in my life time.

I'd think that Blasters would come before Lightsabers

The only sad thing about blasters is that they won't fire those short, slow moving laser "bullets" and make the "pew pew" sound we're all used to.

They're not laser guns. The E-11 blaster rifle used by Stormtroopers shoots plasma afaik.

Totally lazer guns

Really? I guess I never looked more into that, I thought the only plasma ones where the Plasma Casters and stuff.

Laser guns will have to work in pulses and plasma guns are a lot better anyways. I'm not bothering myself to dig in the details of why a laser gun has to work in pulses or blasts, so research it, people who don't agree. :^}}

Probably because continuous fire would generate too much heat, damaging it without a large enough heatsink which would end up making it less useful as a portable weapon.

And plasma is for nerds, everyone knows that.

Good link to read if you're interested:
http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmenergy.php

That's an insane amount of info, thanks for that link.

I forgot about that, and it's perfect in explanation. :p

Hey guys remember that some years back I had surgery because my left nut had a torsion? So a few days ago in the shower I felt a hard lump in my sack, so I went to the doctor and he said I have a 1.5 inches big cyst.

On the bright side it's not dangerous at all and I dont need surgery to remove it, unless it begins to get bigger. On the downside, it feels awkward because it's like if I had a third nut.