dragonxp: [2]
Grasping a fistful of forks, and channelling their power, you attempt to cast Sporkish Magery.
Er.
Uh...
"SPORKDOKEN!"
You launch a fistful of sporks at one of your nearby teammates, showering their face with plastic utensils.
"..."
"..."
...
MAGIC

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CrazyMLC: [6]
THESE BOWLINGS OF MANY BALL. They are currently your enemy, so you must make them into your STRENGTH. You wield them as weapons, ready to bowl the hell out of the face of anyone who opposes you.
With your mighty newfound power, you view out the porthole at any possible enemies. A seagull sits on the edge outside, and caws loudly at you. In response to its challenge for dominance, you put your new weapon through the porthole, shattering the glass and bashing the seagull. It gives a squawk in panic, and is blown away in a storm of feathers and impotent flapping.
Your hand is now stuck in the shattered glass porthole, with the bowling ball too big to fit back through despite getting through easily in the first place.

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TheKebbit: [4]
You decide that a blemish is ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE, and vow to sit down and scream into the sky until the problem solves itself.
13 minutes later, the God of The Body, La'Boof, is impressed by your impressived display of willpower and lung capacity, and also annoyed by all the screaming. As a gift, he gives you Body Mastery, allowing you to shape and shift your body as though made of putty! You quickly reabsorb the mole, and reach serenity with your physical form.

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CaveCricket48: [4]
You take a moment to scoop the soft gold out of the center of the bricks, forming foot shaped holes in the bars. Hm. A bit stiff, but they'll break in easily enough. Now, to find some weapons.
You head over to the door along with maart3n, which HAS been there all the time and the DM totally didn't just forget to mention it existed or anything, and maart3n opens the door wide, ready to search for adventure!
On the other side, there's a pirate skeleton standing there.
"OI WOT ARE U DOIN ON HERE U LIL FLESHY SHITS"
Oh god what.
The skeleton quickly reaches forward, grabs maart3n, yanks him out, and slams the door shut.

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caekdaemon: [5]
Fine you want an auto-5 skill HERE YOU GO HERE'S YOUR AUTO FIVE SKILL.

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maart3n: [1]
You head over to the door along with CaveCricket, which HAS been there all the time and the DM totally didn't just forget to mention it existed or anything, and after checking to make sure that it isn't locked, you open the door wide, ready to search for adventure!
On the other side, there's a pirate skeleton standing there.
"OI WOT ARE U DOIN ON HERE U LIL FLESHY SHITS"
Oh ♥♥♥♥.
The skeleton quickly reaches forward, grabs you, yanks you out, and slams the door shut.

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Seraphimo: [1]
YOU GET AN AUTO 5
YOU GET AN AUTO 5
EVERYONE GETS AN AUTO 5
Also the rocks are shiny, and multicolored. Mostly grey, but there are some nice pretty ones too.

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Alright then, here's a much better action.

Make the DM go roll Tiny Gods.