I step back as my pee arc increases then I step forward as it winds down

A lot of pee ends up on the floor

Moving while peeing? That's too dangerous man.

i like to bounce it off the ceiling

IT'S TOO MUCH POWER

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT MUCH POWER

also i just generally don't pee when my flag is raised but it is totally possible

I lol'd. Never heard that expression before.

Can we Explosive Flight now?

youll need at least a little bit of sulfur and charcoal if you want to make anything explode with urine
also, manure. lots of manure.

So it seems twitch is hitting the shitter.

i sit down most times when using the bathroom because i use it infrequently enough that if i have to piss i usually have to ♥♥♥♥ as well

Sometimes I also pee in the dark if I get woken up by my bladder and I don't want to lose my sleepy state by flooding my eyes with light

I wouldn't want to be your roommate!

In other news, uni books and required equipment are hella expensive. I just dolled out about 870 dollars worth for books and some electronics I need. This is without the laptop I got.

http://imgur.com/gallery/2PS74yj
you could also go to a self-service printing store and photocopy the pages of the books and return them if you feel like doing the work

What I do is go to the school's library 1-3 weeks before classes begin, borrow the books I'll be using the whole year, then renew my book lendings indefinitely.

♥♥♥♥ the people who isn't smart enough to do that in school :v

I'm having computer troubles.

Every time I try to boot I receive a message that my "CMOS settings are wrong". I'm given the option to press F1 to run setup or to press F2 to load default values and continue, but my keyboard is locked for whatever reason. I've tried replacing the cell battery and resetting the CMOS multiple times, but nothing seems to work.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.