And apparently not any good ideas. Or brain cells

In other news, finished traffic school. What a pain to do. Eight hours of facts I'll never need to know and things I already do know, coupled with old videos and terrible animated characters.

Just got back from Akon.

So I finally decided to give Elder Scrolls: Morrowind the serious playthrough I left pending from years ago.

Have been playing for several hours now and I've barely advanced on the main quest
Also, it was quite a shock to see those graphics, I remember them being much better

They were good at the time

I never played Morrowind much since the game makes me physically ill because of my simulator sickness.

A lot of games set it off, but Morrowind had me retching a minute after I walked off the boat. Skyrim doesn't seem to have it happen that fast, takes half an hour of being in first person. So I only go into first person for fights and stay in third whenever I'm not in battle.

Really caek? That sounds awful :c

I indeed need a sad face dinosaur emoticon now.

probably something to do with bright lights..

Not really. It can happen in games that are dark, and even if I have the lights in my house at the same time. It doesn't discriminate - it happens in every first person game given enough time.

Fortunately, I'm not that interested in most first person games, so it's not that bad. As you can obviously guess, I'm also not interested in the Oculus Rift, either.

I like how people say oculus rift is new technology.. but its sad to hear about what happens to you, i knew someone who hates cartoon violence.

yes okay why not

I have a collection of dinosaur expression images anyways, might as well add a few emoticons to it. :v

And don't forget to take a serving of doritos with every meal you eat.

Doritos nutritional value has recently been investigated to actually reduce KDR and raise chance of homosexuality. I heartily recommend trying out pudding instead, while it has gotten a lot of flak for being too fluid and slightly goey. It might actually have increased amounts of L-337 vitamins compared to similar foods available to the typical gamer.

I love how scientists find the most random things.

Son, I am the most professional gamer on this godforsaken forum. Mountain Dew? Pah! You never hear of Relentless™? All the buzz without any twitchiness brought about by other brands™

I have a dozen empty cans on the far side of my room, and a dozen full ones reserved for game time. Because playing half-heartedly is not for those who are Relentless™!

And blazing? The only blaze I know is the blaze of my gunports, thanks to Relentless™!

Groovy.

And real gamers sustain themselves off the pure malice bestowed upon them by raging opponents. And Relentless™!

Also, music? Music!?!? Son, back when I was your age, fighting in Gamenam...the war is not like Gameraq like the fighting boys (Relentless™ bastards that they are, they're still lucky as ♥♥♥♥) of today are in. The Gamekong were crafty devils, and I watched many a fine man be brought down by space invader fire and ghosts slipping past the lines. Ever seen a man run out of hitpoints with your own two damned eyes?

I have.

It's not a pretty sight, seeing as their life drains away, those last flickers of who they are fading from their eyes like a smouldering ember, then the silence afterwards. No more crying for mommy, no more raging about how it happened, no more pleading with the GMs for more lives.

Just silence. Not knowing if they're gonna respawn at the base like a truly Relentless™ soldier. Most of them don't.

Most of them aren't even sent back home, just buried beneath a shady tree and left there. Forgotten, in time.

Like tears in the rain.

Time to die....




RELENTLESS™!

I sure hope you guys realize that was all satire. Just pointing that out. Back to normal broadcasting from here.

Blimey. That sounds horrible. I'm not really a fan of Doritos, though I have a soft spot for lots and lots of biscuits. Custard creams are alright, but I'm more of a NICE man. Malted Milk is alright too, but tends to dissolve a bit too easy, and chocolate digestives are a poisoned chalice. Especially if you're a bulk biscuit eater like myself, but that has less to do with being a fan of biscuits and more to do with a prodigious appetite.

So prodigious is it that one day I shall ascend to the heavens and devour the stars themselves.

Anyway, if I had to have crisps, I'd go with McCoys. Better flavor than Walkers in my opinion and they have a nice crunch, like the bones of small children.



Pudding is a little vague there, friend. First thing to come to mind was the thought of a Yorkshire Pudding, but that clearly, clearly didn't match up when you mentioned fluid. Custard is the closest thing we have, maybe?

I must confess I am not much of a snacker at my desk other than biscuits and the occasional chocolate. Maybe some fruit if it's in season. The fruit from the shops is usually bruised and unpleasant, so I tend to pick my own from the fruit farms a few miles from my house. Fresh peaches, straight off the branch, are delicious

Oh, and incase anyone is interested, I got another review out on Thursday.

Got a reviewer key for Wealth of Nations, too. Been meaning to give it a spin but haven't been in the mood. My aunt can't even stand at this point. She's going to go soon. Could be tomorrow, could be next week or next month. But she's going to go.



Anyway, it's three in the morning. I'm off to bed before I start rambling.

EMOTICON GET



Thanks Shook