Honestly, Mack is probably older than you, and has more of a point than you do.

You are acting friendly towards people that don't want it, and you are ignoring the advice of the people that are trying to help you.
In essence, you have no friends because you are not acting at least as sociable as Mack.

Regardless, we may not be able to control what comes out of your mouth, but that doesn't mean we can't outright ignore it, or berate you for it.
You are the idiot coming in here, and saying that we have to put up with it, and that you have 300 confirmed kills.

(Also, if you didn't pick it up, Asklar may not be your friend either.)

Omg lets just stop this

Holy ♥♥♥♥ Foa you're amazing.

Alright.

I'm thinking about watching this parody movie called, Don't be a menace.
It looks great.

I love u guys no homo . I love u guys so much that u didn't hate me no homo

I mean mackerel I don't hate u but wee just haft to get along

IF ONLY IT WAS THAT EASY

Well it is that easy we always can start over
ok I will start here Mackerel and asklar put all that gay ♥♥♥♥ I did behind u and let's move on and get along

Hello guys my name is haloman
I am a bit fan of datarealms I hope to meat nice people
I really love halo and other stuff like foa no homo
But wait that's not it I love to jack around some times and don't hate me cuz my grammar

Honestly, you aren't selling us on the whole no homo thing, we are all kinds of homo, and you are going to have to put out to be treated as anything more than a trashy 10 year old (more or less, less than human, in clearer terms) that thinks very lowly of other, more socially-conscious human beings.

It's not going to be easy to fill the grave that you've dug for yourself, socially.
So I'm not really convinced even Mack has to get along with you for irritating, and then angering the whole forums.

Ok dude just put that ♥♥♥♥ behind u and move on stop going on of wat I blab about just cuz I say I love u and the I say no homo doesn't mean ♥♥♥♥ why do u think every thing I say I I'm foreal about just chill out I know u used to be a kid once.

What matters is that I've moved on from that, and for most everyone, that has come before you, has at least put in the effort to spell words correctly, and have a semblance of grammar -- from the start.

Anyways, no, it's hard to put the last month or so of your nonsense behind us. (You've come to the part of the forums that cares for spell checking, grammar, and some form of self-consciousness)
Save yourself the excuses, the trouble, and act at least as good as Mack.


Expecting new users is much like expecting a child.
But similarly with childbirth: It's horrible, and then tiring, but eventually, new users will be productive members of a forum.

You know what ♥♥♥♥ u then I'm sick of u with this smart alick ♥♥♥♥ the only thing u care about is my spelling. But it not my falt that u had to put up with me it's your because u keep coming back for more now if your like that then stay in the past I don't need u or iny of your 2 cent now if u were smart u would help me make my life in these forms beater but your not cuz you just keep pissing me off u haven't said iny thing to me for me to not say iny thing smart latly don't make thing worse by being stuck in the past dumb ass.

Now go get some ice for that head I know your going to need it

I read Homestuck, and was on Pesterchum (by ghostDunk) for three years: To put it gently, you are going to have to get banned trying to give me a headache.

Anyways, it's not so much of my concern how you speak and act, but it is your concern how you speak and act, and similarly, how people act in response. (The reason why I'm pointing this out, and not letting this go, is because I care enough to not see someone that is as self-centered as you have a worse time on this forums)
To reiterate, learn some simple etiquette, act accordingly, and then people will eventually get over who you were in the past. (Hence, "[..] save yourself the excuses, time, and act at least as good as Mack.")

look ma! no hands!

Well, what can you do when you can't use a rolled up newspaper to learn a forum kiddie.

Mackerel do u hate me