Change it the ♥♥♥♥ back to eagles right now!

I say change it to the haggis. What animal is more majestic than Haggis scoticus?

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What about hampsters?

Datum Phallus

VOTING FINISHED
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==issues==
Reclaim The Streets!(issue
Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.

1 "People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Jazz Lee. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"


2 "The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Johann True. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."


3 The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."

Data realms Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes(Issue 9)
National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.

1 "My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer Mia Zhu. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."

2 "Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner John Smith, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."

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1 - Public transport people.
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What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you people? No cars?!

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If you wouldn't do it drunk, don't do it high.

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Could you please stop saying your personal problems and start voting with NUMBERS!!!

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There you go.

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