I use you as a human shield (Both attack and defense)

I eat all blueberry pies.
I vomit at you.

I get vomit on me. I clean it with you as a towel.

I dont mind.
I throw you at bottomless hole.

I took triforce of furfaggotry to protect me.

I launch peelz at you.

Not sure if pills, or something i dont understand...

If pills, they reflect from my body armor.
They reflect at you.

I AM LOUIS.

I open wide your rib-cage and drop like confetti a multitude of nice ans sharp little razorblades, before closing back your rib-cage and forcing you to run with theses deep inside you, tearing apart your organs at east step.

Your English is below Google translate levels and completely unreadable and you should feel ashamed. And don't give me that: "I'm not English! "bull♥♥♥♥, neither am I. You have to get your act together and put some effort into it.

This is also the very reason why everybody hates you around here, the furry stuff is annoying, but the total disregard of the English language this intolerable.

Well, in order to keep this thread on topic I guess I have to survive Maarten's attack for the good of the whole. Not saying that was an attack, Maarten, it was more like the statement of a fact.

So therefore I use my English ancestry and the fragmentation of the language on the Isle to justify any and all grammatical errors. This is widely referred to as the "u wot m8" doctrine.

As an attack, I call Alaris the Reaper, the Dragon-God of Death to battle. Then I sit back with a pipeful of tobacco, a suit made from cloth from India, a top hat made by a man who had long since gone mad and start drinking tea as he brings me your cold corpse.

Cockblock

I then come at you with a huge purple dildo shouting ''AAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH''

apologies if anyone finds this completely offensive

I block it with even bigger purple dildo.
Then i smack you with it.

Like if you havent' seen worse than me. Posting on a Game topic only to tell me this is completely stupid, at least for me.

If you don't like my message, just ignore them, because I haven't seen you posting there, and suddently a message that have nothing to do on that topic just to tell me I have bad typing? If that's not butthurt then I might be insane. Now shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and let me enjoy this game.

I get smacked by the dildo. Dildo-smacking is my fetish, so it's not very effective. As it seems everyone is armed with dildos now, I'm gonna use my dildo chainsaw!

Ball shield.
I fire at you with a white beam from orbital dildo.
(We need to change weapons...)

I was hiding on my anti-ghey shelter.

I fire at you with a anal beads-shooting AK. (better? :3c)