i just slept 18 hours

i also had a freaky dream

it was a dream about a game equivalent to like skyrim?

like you’re a guy in medieval times with a sword and you go on adventures

but you also have a little kid following you around that you’re like training or maybe he’s your little brother that you couldn’t leave behind idk

but the point was that the kid was programmed to learn? like a really smart ai that could learn so like

the kid could learn to be really good at archery and stuff and he didn’t have artificial skill stats because he legitimately grew through the journey

and it was really cool

but the weird part was where the dream continued past the storyboarding for the game and into a story that you might experience playing that game

so like the main character dude that you play goes into a pond in enemy territory

but instead of the perspective being from him you see it from the kid and you say to him

"don’t go in it’s dangerous"

but he ignores you, before you notice his beard looks weird and you shave a bit of it off for him

except i guess that wasn’t canon because that’d be weird to just happen right in the middle of the story but

anyway main character dude is walking in the pond to get to something, probably to forage some rare swamp plant in the pond idk

and an arrow comes from behind and hits him in the general lung area

and it looks like a really cheap arrow so the guys like “ow i can’t believe i died to an instant arrow” (like instant noodles u no, terrible arrow)

and at first it looks like the kid did it but the camera keeps scrolling from where the arrow came from and there’s a pack of dwarves!

and it’s like oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥

the main character tumbles into the pond after turning around to see the dwarves

and it looks bad but it turns out

you, the main character kid, is really really pro

you fire off some arrows and kill the dwarves in one hit each because you’re so awesome

but there’s two left and they’re lined up perfectly

but before you can fire at them, a bunch of hugeass bolts pierces them from behind and you aren’t sure if you did it or not but then

a big like wagon with a big honeycomb rack of bolts that somehow fire at things (i’m not clear on the mechanics ok) comes up from behind them with elves pushing them and they fire at the kid

and they fall short and the kid comes out with his own honeycomb bolt launcher thing (idk how maybe he pulled it out of his pants) and they strike a truce

they run up and tell him he’s lucky to survive in ogre territory (but it’s dwarf territory?…)

and the kid tells them to please help the main character dude because he’s injured and he like clutches his side

then he remembers no wait i’m not injured i didn’t take a single hit

so he’s like lol and runs down to the pong and picks up the main character, fireman style, because he’s strong as ♥♥♥♥ somehow idk maybe he leveled up

but he puts him on a nearby table which i’m not sure how got there but

then an elf healer comes out and he’s like dude i’ll heal him fro you but you gotta take off his shoes (so he can have like a connection to nature and the earth through his feet?) but main character kid is like ok and pulls off his sandals

but then he had green socks on under that so you pull those off

then he has another pair of sandals under that????

so he pulls those off

then more green socks so you pull those off

but then he has white socks under those

and you’re like ok white socks those are different colors must be the last ones

so you pull those off

aND THERE’S ANOTHER PAIR OF GREEN SOCKS

YOU KEEP PULLING THEM OFF TO TRY TO GET IT SO HE CAN BE HEALED

BUT THERE’S ALWAYS ANOTHER PAIR

AND THE ELVES TALK ABOUT SOMETHING AND IT IMPLIES THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS ALREADY DIED FROM HIS WOUNDS BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET HEALED FAST ENOUGH

BUT YOU’RE STILL THERE LIKE FRANTICALLY PULLING OFF ENDLESS PAIRS OF SOCKS BECAUSE WTF HOWD OES HE HAVE SO MANY SOCKS

AND WHY DID HE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO WALK INTO A POND WITH SO MANY PAIRS OF SOCKS, THEY’D ALL GET WET AND HE’S GET LIKE HYPOTHERMIA IDK

YOU KEEP PULLING OFF SOCKS BUT IT TRULY NEVER ENDS AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO SCREAM AND

then i woke up

I went to take a Nap
woke up in some sort of House
>all fine and cool
go to sleep
wake up in a Swimming Hall
>WHAT THE FUDGE
i realize im sleeping
trying to wake up
waking up, but still in a Dream
>INCEPTION
This continues for, like, 1 hour
Mom finally wakes me up