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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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 Re: You see a dungeon door... Apply Major Concussion to Wall.
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| Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:06 pm |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... You hit your head against the wall again.
Your concussion meter fills up to full.
YOU ARE DEAD.
New rules for the game: no worrying about lives, you just restart.
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| Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:09 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
Posts: 4558
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Re: You see a dungeon door... THAT WALL IS A BASTARD
TAKE THE SWORD FROM THE BARREL AND SLAM IT AT THE WALL A BUNCH
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:33 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... The sword bends.
Dooley from "King of The Hill" briefly appears to say That your sword broke, then disappears.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:39 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
Posts: 4558
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Re: You see a dungeon door... WHAT FOUL MONSTER BE THIS? AN APPARITION OF A MAN? COME ONLY TO TAUNT ME! HELL BE TO HIM! FIND THE MAN AND SLAY HIM FOR HIS FOOLISH COMMENTS!
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:53 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... You search the room in a rage. you cannot find him, so you yell until your voice is hoarse. The horse winnys.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:57 am |
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 13144
Location: Here
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Re: You see a dungeon door... Command the horse to ram itself into the wall.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:01 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... Horses concussion meter goes up!
Horses concussion level grows to "Horsecussion"!
Horse is pissed at you!
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:08 am |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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Re: You see a dungeon door... Apply Horse to Wall.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:22 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... You use half of the horse to make glue, then attach the other half to the wall.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:39 am |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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Re: You see a dungeon door... Use Half-Horse as a steppingstone to climb over the wall, if possible.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:45 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... You hit your head on the ceiling. you are in mild discomfort
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:52 am |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
Posts: 4772
Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: You see a dungeon door... Burrow into the ground until you hit another passage.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:05 am |
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concreteninja
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 am
Posts: 46
Location: Deep in the mysterious universe of Qward
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Re: You see a dungeon door... You try to dig through the stone ground. Your fingernail meter goes down a level to "Shredded"!
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:35 am |
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 13144
Location: Here
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Re: You see a dungeon door... Inspect room.
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| Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:29 pm |
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