YOu more or less forgot that instantaneous matter accreation/duplication causes in incredible explosion of ultradense materials down the pressure gradient, if not collapsing in on itself entirely.

Regardless, you have to deal with it, for tempting the god damn Breakfast Platter Time Travel Duet.

I make FatZombie dead again, as he stated himself that hes dead. But first, i enjoy my Breakfast...

I throw a hard piece of Butter at you

I melt the butter with a fireball before it gets to me.

I throw a sticky waffle at you.

I catch it with a plate and eat it.

I offer you some buttered toast.

I put some bacon on the buttered Toast and eat it.

As a thank you, i offer you a steak wrapped in bacon. CRISPY Bacon

I eat the steak. Delicious!

I offer a plate of crumpets.

I eat them psionically.
I offer all the things you could want in the world.

One of those things I've wanted is a robot arm.
I graft it to myself and deliver an uppercut to you.

Only to realise you've struck a pile of poop.
I grab you by the legs and throw you at a spiked sphereical bomb in an arena in the middle of nowhere.

I detach from my legs and do the same thing to you.

This:



To this WHOLE THREAD & EVERYTHING IN IT!!

I'm undead. It simply just bounces my gibs around, which then go back to my torso.
I attack by feeding you cookies.
OFF-TOPIC EDIT TO THE PERSON ABOVE ME:
You never defended.

im so slim that you cant put a cookie in me

sledge-hammering time

Old Dead-Mines are dead soo Hammer time dont work.
Im making planet to implode (while im safe, in outer space)

Im never on a Planet.
I send Slenderman after you