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Hellevator
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 am Posts: 162 Location: Only The Claw knows...
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Having trained with the Miggle Monks in the Mackerel Mountains, I block with a kick to the handle, shattering the hammer. I eject a spike from my body, aimed at your head.
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:17 pm |
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mikolaj007
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:34 am Posts: 213
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
OOC (lol 3 handle shatters total)
im am iron man
i blast you
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:43 pm |
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Hellevator
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 am Posts: 162 Location: Only The Claw knows...
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I do a backflip and dodge the repulsor blast. I throw the sledgehammer's remains at you
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:31 pm |
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mikolaj007
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:34 am Posts: 213
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
i grab them
i repair the sledgehammer and slegdehammer you again
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:25 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I lose 5 Hit Points...from 1000... I throw you ON THE GROUND!
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:52 am |
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HeadcrabPL
Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 3:41 pm Posts: 269
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I use jetpack to escape from your throw. I infect you T-Virus
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:57 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Robots cant have Viruses against Human use.
I feed you... salty popcorn. yum
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:35 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Superman doesnt give a **** about what hits him.
I take a cake and throw it into your face.
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:45 pm |
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BearsofInsanity
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:25 am Posts: 141
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I eat the cake.
I punch your face. IN THE FACE.
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:46 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I dont care. I invite you for a nice cup of Death.
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:28 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I politely decline.
I perform all of the necromancy on all of the corpses.
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:44 pm |
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Chronometer
Joined: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:12 pm Posts: 207 Location: Burrowed, waiting for you to come by.
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Harzipan wrote: I politely decline.
I perform all of the necromancy on all of the corpses. I realize that this doesn't do much since risen corpses have no objective. I shoot you with a LAW.
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:46 pm |
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BearsofInsanity
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:25 am Posts: 141
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I am above the LAW.
My terrible pun makes you rip your eyes out.
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Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:50 pm |
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Hellevator
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 am Posts: 162 Location: Only The Claw knows...
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Joke's on you, my eyes already fell out. I tie the eyeballs together by the cords and use them as a bolo against you
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:32 am |
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FatZombie
Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:16 pm Posts: 116 Location: Somewhere beyond time
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Re: Survive the above poster's attack
The spell rises me from the dead. I catch the eyeballs and explode into 9000 clones, then throw the cloned eyeballs at you.
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Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:54 am |
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