View unanswered posts | View active topics It is currently Thu Jan 09, 2025 9:23 pm



This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 1320 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50 ... 88  Next
 Survive the above poster's attack 
Author Message
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 am
Posts: 162
Location: Only The Claw knows...
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Having trained with the Miggle Monks in the Mackerel Mountains, I block with a kick to the handle, shattering the hammer.
I eject a spike from my body, aimed at your head.


Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:17 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:34 am
Posts: 213
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
OOC (lol 3 handle shatters total)

im am iron man

i blast you


Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:43 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 am
Posts: 162
Location: Only The Claw knows...
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I do a backflip and dodge the repulsor blast.
I throw the sledgehammer's remains at you


Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:31 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:34 am
Posts: 213
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
i grab them

i repair the sledgehammer and slegdehammer you again


Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:25 pm
Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I lose 5 Hit Points...from 1000...
I throw you ON THE GROUND!


Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:52 am
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 3:41 pm
Posts: 269
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I use jetpack to escape from your throw.
I infect you T-Virus


Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:57 am
Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Robots cant have Viruses against Human use.

I feed you...
salty popcorn. yum


Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:35 pm
Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Superman doesnt give a **** about what hits him.

I take a cake and throw it into your face.


Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:45 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:25 am
Posts: 141
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I eat the cake.

I punch your face. IN THE FACE.


Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:46 pm
Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I dont care.
I invite you for a nice cup of Death.


Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:28 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I politely decline.

I perform all of the necromancy on all of the corpses.


Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:44 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:12 pm
Posts: 207
Location: Burrowed, waiting for you to come by.
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Harzipan wrote:
I politely decline.

I perform all of the necromancy on all of the corpses.


I realize that this doesn't do much since risen corpses have no objective.
I shoot you with a LAW.


Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:46 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:25 am
Posts: 141
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
I am above the LAW.

My terrible pun makes you rip your eyes out.


Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:50 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 am
Posts: 162
Location: Only The Claw knows...
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
Joke's on you, my eyes already fell out.
I tie the eyeballs together by the cords and use them as a bolo against you


Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:32 am
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:16 pm
Posts: 116
Location: Somewhere beyond time
Post Re: Survive the above poster's attack
The spell rises me from the dead.
I catch the eyeballs and explode into 9000 clones, then throw the cloned eyeballs at you.


Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:54 am
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.   [ 1320 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50 ... 88  Next

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by STSoftware for PTF.
[ Time : 0.040s | 14 Queries | GZIP : Off ]