What are guns to things that can't be shot.

I am the man who arranges the tanks that will keep the nazis away, following stalin's five year plan.
The FUHRER IS DEAD, and EUROPE IS RED, now we must point our guns to the USA.

I am not the USA. I am the URSA (United Russian States of America. Also populated by bears.)

All citizens have the responsibility to bear arms, which we promptly use on you.

I use my bear arms against your bear arms.



I bear body slam you.

You are in Pain Town. Population: YOU!

I am the man which scares you away.
We shall live forever more, weak and standy start NUCLEAR WAR!
IN other words, Tsar Bomb on yo face.

i eat it.

I use ♥♥♥♥♥ attack

You fail to perform your attack because your disintegrated in a massive nuclear explosion.

Meanwhile, in NORAD, the USA fires a total nuclear counter attack against the Russian Federation due to the detonation of the Tsar Bomba. And the rest they say, is history.

I was the whole time your best friend. Im near you, and the Russians get bombed. But i survive.
Also, i can order a whole lots of Tsar Bombs on ZE WHOLE WORLDZ! Now...good bye, World. C:

Unfortunately, the Russians have already launched a nuclear counter attack, you are shot for being an enemy operative inside NORAD.

I sit back and wait for the inevitable.

Perhaps it's not as inevitable as you think?

Instead, peace is resolved and you are arrested for being a terrorist conspirator.

Unfortunately, the peace is not concrete, since the ICBMs are already in flight. I, and along with the entire western world, are vaporized in nuclear fire.

Radioactive dust clouds are blown across the planet's surface.

i am in the shelter with other survivors.

i make you mad with a little help from cthulu

dat guy

They are no threat.

I hit you with a wet noodle.

I take the noodle out of your hand and throw it away at bearsofinsanity.
NOW! I...i...destroy the Planet you are standing at. EVERY Planet.

I wasn't standing on the planet EVERY.

I take the wet noodle and dry it out, then break it into a jagged spear, which I thrust at you.

I go to my left and dodge it.
I destroy every Planet you are standing at. Every planet, and no, Every isnt the Name of the Planet.