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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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And then, Ragnarök.

As Loki, I get killed. Unfortunately, so does Odin and Thor. And Freyr and all all the others.


Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:15 pm
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I am Lif. I survive and make a new perfect world.

You can't use weapons here!


Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:45 pm
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I beat the hell out of you with my BARE HANDS.


Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:57 am
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I block your bare hands.

I turn around and hit you with my BEAR HANDS!


Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:29 am
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You bear hands are warm and fuzzy, and I find it rather soothing.

I publish an article on the dangers of your existence, recommending strongly that you are no longer permitted to do so.


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That doesn't help the situation.

I make breakfast in the morning, you don't really know who, or really how.


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I throw the breakfast in your face, then i kick you in your NUTS


Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:34 pm
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I am somewhat confused. Why would you kick my jar of cashews and not me? I don't even like cashews!

I put you in a cage and release the bees.


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I eat the bees and dey die.
I then proceed to eat YOU.


Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:36 pm
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In Capitalist America, you eat zombie. But this is not Capitalist America.

In Soviet Russia, zombie eats you!


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In Soviet Russia, I have BEAR CALVARY, which is better than zombies.

BEAR CALVARY.


Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:04 am
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Winter is Cold, and I have Plenty of Gold/
And I am Waiting in Line, for a Loaf-Of-Bread...
[The Bear goes off to maul Timothy Tredmel, and his Girlfriend]

I prepare Lunch.
WHO LIKES FISH SALAD SAMMICHES, JUICE, and MUFFINS?


Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:22 am
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I EAT ALL THE BREAKFAST.

I THEN EAT YOU, AS I AM A ZOMBIE. ALSO A BEAR.


Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:04 am
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SO, how's my character sheet?

I rebuttal


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I am the Man who builds the Line of Tanks, to keep all Enemies out of my Way. YOU ARE DEAD, AND THE TIRANY IS RED!
So now i point all my guns at your-face-eh?


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