FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, 3 MARCH 102, 평양 (PYONGYANG).

The Pirate Bay has been hunted in many countries around the world. Not for illegal activities but being persecuted for beliefs of freedom of information. Today, a new chapter is written in the history of the movement, as well as the history of the internets.

A week ago we could reveal that The Pirate Bay was accessed via Norway and Catalonya. The move was to ensure that these countries and regions will get attention to the issues at hand. Today we can reveal that we have been invited by the leader of the republic of Korea, to fight our battles from their network.

This is truly an ironic situation. We have been fighting for a free world, and our opponents are mostly huge corporations from the United States of America, a place where freedom and freedom of speech is said to be held high. At the same time, companies from that country is chasing a competitor from other countries, bribing police and lawmakers, threatening political parties and physically hunting people from our crew. And to our help comes a government famous in our part of the world for locking people up for their thoughts and forbidding access to information.

We believe that being offered our virtual asylum in Korea is a first step of this country's changing view of access to information. It's a country opening up and one thing is sure, they do not care about threats like others do. In that way, TPB and Korea might have a special bond. We will do our best to influence the Korean leaders to also let their own population use our service, and to make sure that we can help improve the situation in any way we can. When someone is reaching out to make things better, it's also ones duty to grab their hand.

Sounds like a peace treaty being enacted.
Korea pulls strings in it's own government and takes control of ThePirateBay, giving all information of piraters to the US. Korea tricks a couple of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people, and the US takes control of Turkey with the help of N. Korea.

To all of you Europeans, the money of the upper class and lobbyists ARE the economy. It's pretty ♥♥♥♥ here in a lot of ways.

In later news, I lost my pants, and drew Kanaya.

I feel so proud

And I'm just assuming that in Europe every wealthy upper class citizen wields absolutely no influence and the downtrodden masses band together in solidarity and love, and everyone's wish is granted by the ♥♥♥♥ Euro-genie?

TR scum.
Vanu strong.

Oo-rah