yeah well when you show me that drlff is a place designed for proper as defined by community members i'll be more inclined to believe you

I say, old chap, I won't have any more of your bollocks attitude!
Pray resume posting once you have cleaned up your grammatical plate.
I have no idea what I just said either

I'll have you know that my bollocks are perfectly well behaved and I resent the implication that I need to in some way correct their attitude.

Well MY bollocks are rather wild buggers, so I sustain a life of solitude to keep them in check.
It's worked bloody good so far.

Keep those riotous twins away from mine, they're a bad influence.

As a man of the heterosexual persuasion, that was my intention from the very beginning.

How can you say you are hetrosexual if you never tried slong? I'd say it's all about the presentation.
If I get offred a million € and the cock in question is covered in cocaine, I might have to reconsider.

But dear Scombridae, you appear to have a word involving 'cock' right there in your online forumn signature.

I leave to go to sleep.
I come back to million dollar clowns covered in cocaine.

So you take the offer.

I say old chap, all this talk of high price penal lollipoping makes me quite ponder the intentions of you folks.

humanity is a vast tumor, ripening for extinction
and the time to remove this tumor by knife has long passed
bring forth the torch

nice monologue luser

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