I got so bored I came up with my own string of responses
Also spamming f5 inbetween rants with my girlfriend
Tonights topic is that parents are shits and project their failures by sabotaging your life
Or at least that's mine
Oh my god I love talking to myself
I should open up a forum.
Sothe Fan Forums. It'll be just me, and I respond to myself using different typing thematics
I could also make other users on my site based off of other people I have encountered and defeated in e-combat. Making their posts crude parodies of their regular posts on their respective forums.
For example:
beeer: Soteh ur stupid y u maid bro!!!!!!?!?!?!?And:
Personoid: wow you ♥♥♥♥ everything you do is ♥♥♥♥ and i am the bomb dont cross me again ♥♥♥♥ or i will hack your social netsworksJust a regular day on Sothe Fan Forums, STHFF (or Suthiff) for short.
Me: Hey me, have you listened to that protozoic demo of Against Me! ?
Me: Why yes I have, and I think although the raw energy is at its peak, the vocals and melody are lackluster, even borderline terrible. I think their next release was a huge improvement and the pinnacle of their career.
Me: Of course, Reinventing Axl Rose is their greatest album no doubt. Too bad they went lamestream.
You know my portrayal of the user beeer is hardly a parody. He literally acted pants on head retarded all the time, and he still does to this day. I don't care about the guy anymore, but my girlfriend still dishes out the nasty gossip. Long story short, this guy was super obsessed with me and wanted to ruin me or something. He was the laughing stock of my previous forum community. He eventually left and joined another site full of people that were respectively served by me and the other senior members. So now this guy is into LeVay Satanism, but literally thinks its about black magic and actual Satan. And he has a tattoo of a car decal on his arm, and his Facebook is filled with a bunch of dumb memes apparently.
"All this self responding, and using colorful language with my girlfriend (but not directed towards my girlfriend) has made me realize that I am ready for Gonzo Journalism. I am ready for it, and it was always ready for me", I said, as I find a closing statement for this small bit, writing and erasing many lines of text.
Well at least the bots and guest users are enjoying my company. I wonder sometimes, maybe these people with incomprehensible names that are browsing the forum are real people down in like, ♥♥♥♥, Brazil. Who knows, there are Brazilians everywhere, and they usually have incomprehensible names. Also I wonder if ad bots are sometimes Indians who take the time to type out those thirty paragraph long advertisement posts. Who knows. Anything is possible.
I'm getting sick of my signature. As much as I love Death Grips, their aesthetic, and urban art, I feel like it clashes with the site too much, and is perhaps a bit too tall. I'll change it to something else, too bad it can't be the RYM latest additions widget, since somehow this site doesn't allow it. You know, I have a lot of pictures, and I'm resourceful. I can think of something. Perhaps something more relevant to my newly acquired choice picks. Like an Age of Adz sig. That'd be cool. Or something related to recently acquired video games. Cave Story+. Playing Cave Story again is awesome. I want a Balrog avatar now. He's such a delightful bad guy, like Gilgamesh, or Revolver Ocelot
I went outside and saw something beautiful. A lunar parhelion. Truly a sight to wonder
Now, I journey into the bathroom to play some Hotel Dusk, comtemplating whether or not people will discuss it amongst themselves, let alone read my whole post
Finished, and I exposed Martin Summer for the fraud he is
I am so cool