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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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 Re: Survive the above posters attack Block!
I break all of the Zero Division weaponry ever, past, present, and future versions included, and then proceed to melt them all into one fairly large broadsword, which I then swing at your.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:59 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I stick a nokia 3310 on a big piece of wood and block your attack, then i proceed to throw it at the ground.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:10 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I jetpack my ass to a safe height.
I then jetpack my ass at full speed towards your ass.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:22 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I let the most rotten fart ever out and you fall down.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:34 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I fall down over you, crushing you with my manly body.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:38 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Manly? *cough*
I tell my mom to throw a slipper at you.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:30 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack When you knock the door of your mom's room to tell her, the door opens slightly, and you see me and her laying sexily in bed having a nice time.
I'M YOUR FATHER! Attack with laser sword.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:49 pm |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Luke. Im your Father...now get out of my room before i have to shorten your money-per-month.
As your Father, i send you out to suicide.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:00 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I suicide in a daemonic pact, becoming an immortal spirit with incredible powers.
I proceed to eat your cookies.
:3
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:03 pm |
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Farrem
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:54 pm
Posts: 57
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Nope, I already ate them first.
Teleport you into slender.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:32 pm |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I leave.
I get you really drunk and then I proceed to slap you silly.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:58 pm |
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Nighthawk
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm
Posts: 1288
Location: Heck if I know.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I make such a serious face that you're incapable of slapping me silly. Then I take off my glasses and...
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| Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:56 am |
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Notsoscary
Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 879
Location: Somewhere in Germany
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I put a mirror infront of you, reflecting the attack towards you.
I then grab the Mirror and smash it at everyone
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| Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:48 am |
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Farrem
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:54 pm
Posts: 57
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Too bad I was wearing a spiked hat (Thank you germans)
Proceed to become Chuck Norris and give you the biggest roundhouse kick there ever was.
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| Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:35 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
Posts: 4558
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Chuck Norris is a 70 year old man who never really was that great anyway. I take the kick in stride.
I splash rotten milk on you.
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