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				 Asklar 
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					 Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						I'm a you.
  Suicide. 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:37 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Nighthawk 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm Posts: 1288 Location: Heck if I know.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						You (I?) failed to consider the fact that I'm actually so depressed that I am incapable of acting with enough willpower to kill myself at all. My depression is so bad that I'm essentially a vegetable, actually.
  So I drool on you. And by some strange coincidence, my drool is highly acidic. 
					
  
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				 Notsoscary 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						SURPRISE, im still alive. One does not simply use Acid against Acid. Seriously
  I attack you by dividing by zero. 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:15 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Harzipan 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						ERROR
  I throw my calculator at you. 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:18 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 MadeInKorhal 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						Using methaphysic with my mind, I make the calculator explode like a nuclear bomb after you have an oportunity to throw it 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:28 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Notsoscary 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						I catch it and throw it back 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:11 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 MadeInKorhal 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						I use my mind to get it away
  I convince the terran, protoss and zerg to make an alliance and kill you 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:08 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Nighthawk 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:15 pm Posts: 1288 Location: Heck if I know.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						Oh, this is an RTS? Nukes. Lots of them.
  That's also my attack. 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:41 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 MadeInKorhal 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						I use my hax skills to become inmune to nukes
  I shot my Yamato cannon against you 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:52 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Notsoscary 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						Im going into another Game.
  ZERG RUSH! 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Natti 
				Data Realms Elite 
				
					 Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						Your Zergs can't chew through the armour of my fast-teched Panzer IV Infantry Support Tank. Which then proceeds to baserape you. RTS? Don't mind if I do... 
					
  
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			| Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:20 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Notsoscary 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						Your Tank is bad, and you should feel bad! Invincibility for 5 seconds after spawn, and im a Anti-Tank, right behind ya. But instead of blowing the tank up, i just jump on it, get inside the tank and ^^^^^ SLAP YOU!
  Oh dear oh dear, Theres a Nuclear Strike incoming, but i teleport into my bunker which is 5km under the sea.Anyone get it? No? okay... 
					
  
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				 MadeInKorhal 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						In the last second you drop a second teletransporter, so I teleport after you
  I'm in your bunker, searching you with some mecha pieces I've found 
					
  
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				 Notsoscary 
				
				
					 Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 879 Location: Somewhere in Germany
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						But im activating my EMP Generators, which disable themselfs but also everything else mechanical for 1 BILLION YEARS!
  The next foe has to live with the destruction of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE! 
					
  
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				 MadeInKorhal 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Far Far Away
				 
				 
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				  Re: Survive the above posters attack  
					
						I make a most powerful power to defend myself     STARSHIPS CRASHING ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!  
					
  
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			| Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:22 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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