oh god thats ugly

I've seen worse. One with live spiders in it.

I got on the black market today. So many drugs!

Dude, you might want to be careful.
There's black there.
Don't you know the color black can kill you???
Note: If you think this is poorly veiled attempt at being racist I will personally fly to your home to laugh at you.

The black market is a scary place.
Even scarier: DeepNet.
It's like the blackmarket, but COMPLETELY invulnerable to any government action, and just as bad.
You can hire hitmen.
PEOPLE WHO KILL FOR A LIVING.

I delved into a dark corner of the internet once and found... a pony

Pony.

the rates are the scariest part about them.
but yeah when you have a server designated in some part of the pacific ocean you're pretty much set to do whatever you want on it.

terrifying things also comes in.................

BLAPCK

12/12/12 12:12:12
twelvidy twelve twelve

oh cool

we didn't die

still waiting for 24 though
i swear im taking off the entire 2 weeks from work for that ♥♥♥♥

When I looked at the clock and it was showing that, first thing I though was: "Hm... OMG! Lunch is ready."
Second thing I though was: "Hm... I'm bored."
Third thing I though was: "...Still bored."
And after many bored thoughts, the last though was: "Oh! I'm gonna enter Facebook."
And that's when I remembered that there are a bunch of shitty ass attention ladies saying that the world is going to end and stuff like that.

Obviously by searching for our approval through your fresh and biting commentary on Facebook while simultaneously providing an inane stream of conciousness nobody asked for, you aren't fishing for attention at all.

Wait... Why are there like 6 different dates in this month for the world ending? I thought the big one was the 21st anyways, seeing as we already had the planets align with the pyramids and passed the 12.12.12 12:12 am (Hopefully pm pulls through)... But real talk, what are we gonna do if the ♥♥♥♥ does hit the fan?