This is going to be a neat little let's play of one of my favourite pokemon games, and you're all gonna tell me what to do.

For starters, we gotta deal with this Alzheimer's patient.

It's funny because he hasn't had wood for years.

What? How can he not tell? I'm clearly a...

You're a girly girl

I really don't know how this guy can't tell, I mean look at me:

Ok, let's humour him and answer his question. My name is...

Jeffrey.
Your parents hated you.

Ass

WAIT.
NO.
Name her "♥♥♥♥, I"
"♥♥♥♥, I found a Pokeball!"
"♥♥♥♥, I won the battle!"
"♥♥♥♥, I captured a Ratata!"

Ugh, I still can't believe I got named after my dad.

And by the sounds of it, neither can wood-face.

Oh boy, do I hate this dickface. Any guy who spends more than 5 minutes on their hair is compensating for something.

Let's hope he inherits his grandfather's memory capabilities. It's ok though, I got this, he's called...

Dongs

This isn't gamegrumps you ♥♥♥♥

His name is Jenny.
Everyone's parents hate their children.

And I never let him forget it either.

Shame his own family don't remember anything about him.

It's ok Pops, nobody noticed.

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Aw man I fell asleep playing this thing again didn't I? I gotta stop doing that.

Oh look Mom's still here. Where does she even sleep anyway? I dunno.

Ah, fresh air. I came out here to go and...

Jump in the pool to the south.
Drown.

nuzlocke?

Bully all of the other kids in this town

Go seduce your rival's sister.