Well, I was thinking, if the island is going to be desert, will it have animals?

Having them would make it more challenging, and would give us scenes of raw violence and gore in order to get breakfast.

Would you guys risk your lives at the reality show?
I don't know, maybe hunting a wild boar with very, very primitive instruments to have your breakfast?

Hell yeah man. What's the point of being alive if you're not gonna live?

its not going to happen
please stop
this isnt even funny anymore

Miggles, your optimism is surely gonna make it happen.

But really, when I send you your invitation, you'll have to apologize.

Ah, yes, Miggles the ultimate arbiter of "funny" and "unfunny".

in one hand He holds mirth and sugared dates and the grins of little children

in the other hand He holds nuclear hatred

in the end, all judgement is passed under the Humor Godhead

On the first day He said: Let there be laughs

on the second; He created the humour vapour, from which all jokes begin

on the third; He allowed the earliest and most primitive jokes to sprout; knock-knock jokes, anything you find in "book of jokes" and Chuck Norris 'facts'

on the fourth; He all allowed jokes to flow

the fifth; He allowed the fruits of mirth to ripen and grow, so man could pluck them from his tree with ease

on the sixth; Man created his own jokes and god blessed them

on the seventh; He told Man that his 'jokes weren't funny anymore' and that he should 'write some new ♥♥♥♥ material'

Guys I got into an argument with my friend in class about what country has the hookers that go around saying "sucki sucki five dolla" and I kept saying Vietnamese the hookers that say that are from Vietnam, but he insisted they were from China, and well I asked the teacher and I got sent to the principals office, so now I'm asking you guys, aren't the Vietnam hookers the ones that say that?

such poetry can not be constrained by differences in land or tongue, for such beauteous words stem from the heart in flowing rhetoric familiar to all that appreciate beauty

I'm pretty sure the country you were both thinking of was "Hollywood"

Painbringer1998; genius of yesterday, today, the future.

So, they were vietnamese or chinese?

I kept telling my friend it was the Vietnamese, and I based this on the very scientific method of common stereotypes, everyone knows stereotypes are true right? Just like how the world is going to be swallowed by a giant planet eating bunny on December 21, we all know it's true.

Eh close enough, now I can tell my friend I won!