Most awesome pumpkin ever.
Any of you guys have one of those spots in the town that usually has ASSLOADS of candy? Cause I pretty much live near about 3 of those.

EDIT: Of course when I post an awesome pumpkin its a pageking.

i thought it was okay until i noticed the source and began frothing violently at the mouth

the ♥♥♥♥ is a pageking is that some kind of 9gag thing
stop going to 9gag you scum

No see it's meta
That picture is wearing a 9gag costume

nothing is scarier

Calm down jesus christ my friend showed me it okay I don't go to 9gag

I don't like 9gag, it's boring and often frustrating, but why the pure hatred?
On topic, I wonder what the police would think of me firing blanks at passers by.

That reminds me of one time I was watching a play about some people trying to get to heaven, and the way one of the characters was supposed to die was getting shot with a revolver, so the two actors met up, and in a live performance, the "murderer" stuck the revolver up to the dude's chest and fired, but for some reason it shot all 6 blanks at the same time, and it left a huge hole in his shirt, and was SUPER loud.

@111herbert111: DON'T. Seriously, that's a bad idea. You know what blank technically is? It's a just a gunpowder part of the bullet, with 'shot you in the face' part removed. But, without anything to propulse it, the bullet would be useless.

Now imagine what happens if something gets in the barrel while you explode the gunpowder: the explosion propulses whatever is inside the barrel to high, high speed. Then imagine it hitting someone.

Then you should probably consider running away as fast as you can.

Poor Brandon Lee...

also, firing blanks at people is probably illegal all on its own, but doing so with the intent of scaring people is inciting to riot. telling people about it ahead of time is conspiracy to incite a riot, which in the US is a felony charge. seriously, don't do it.

I haven't trick-or-treated since I was 12 or 13. I'm extra-hard not trick-or-treating this year because I've stopped eating things that are just shittons of empty calories, which candy definitely is (well I guess I'll just go to Caek's). I'll probably just find a party to go to or something, as us highschoolers are wont to do, and get into antics and such.

I was never seriously planning on it, but the mental image of small children running and screaming from me in terror is a good one.

Just about two days until Halloween, I was thinking y'all could post your loot and/or costume once the 31st has come.
I'm still waiting for cigars to come in the mail for my costume, but I am spending the time learning how to shoot one of those die-cast cap revolvers really fast.

Minimal success, you can barely shoot those things at all.
Lots of people on my Facebook wall have been talking about Christmas, it's crazy that they're making wishlists and all that jazz, in October. It reminds of of Buddy from the movie Elf.

I have my costume all ready, I even wore it already. Won't release the photos until the 31st though. Spooooky

What are you going as again, Miggles?

Also:

Best part? I paid nothing for it.

this outfit specifically
I couldn't get any white hair dye sadly, and my tie is wrong because I didn't even remember to get a white one because I forgot this outfit had a tie.
But whatever.