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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
Posts: 80
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 Re: Survive the above posters attack Space marine helmet,
SIEGE HAMMER!!!!!!
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
Posts: 4772
Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I am the siege hammer.
I smash you.
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| Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:54 pm |
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
Posts: 80
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Re: Survive the above posters attack (Hope this isn't necro)
I use ANOTHER SIEGE HAMMER TO BLOCK YOUR SIEGE HAMMER.
I sell you some of my overstocked siege hammers.
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 13144
Location: Here
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I am able to afford them, and I buy them.
I also happen to have a cold, and I sneeze in your direction without covering my mouth.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm
Posts: 2992
Location: --------------->
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I fire poison out of my eyes up your open nostrils.
Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:22 am |
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
Posts: 80
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Shield deploying shield device.
I shoot you with a rubber band gun.
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack YOUR ATTACK IS NOT MANLY ENOUGH FOR ME
I SLAP YOU WITH MY OVERGROWN MANLY BEARD
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Your beard is made of hair. Therefore it is flammable.
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I'M SO MANLY THAT MY HAIR IS MADE OF PURE AWESOMENESS AND AWESOMENESS ISN'T FLAMMABLE
I CRUSH YOUR HEAD BETWEEN MY THIGHS
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
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Re: Survive the above posters attack No you don't.
I shoot a laser of uncool at you to destroy your awesome beard.
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motochad
Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:44 am
Posts: 80
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I was already warm.
I shoot ANOTHER rubber band gun at you.
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I dodge the slow moving semi-firearm.
I backhand you with a spiked gauntlet.
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
Posts: 4558
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I backhand your spiked gauntlet with my titanium face. I am actually the terminator.
I terminate you.
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111herbert111
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:31 am
Posts: 550
Location: error: location not found
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Miggles wrote: I backhand your spiked gauntlet with my titanium face. I am actually the terminator.
I terminate you. I have everything proof skin I shoot guaranteed to kill anything and destroy everything in the way of the intended target, and not kill anything but the intended target(you) and unstoppable by anything including an immovable/irresistible object bullets. Grade school tactics.
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
Posts: 3878
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I fiddle around with the space-time continuum and dodge your bullet.
I force you to read Fifty Shades of Grey at gunpoint.
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