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oh yes, lovin' that anthraconite

If you wonder why i'm squinting, take a look at how dark my shadow on the wall is. I often had to wear both cap and shades because of the ambient light level.

Like those gloves, bro.

This forum is full of pornstars.

Me with gasmask, looking super serious (the nutella jar is empty)


Ultra serious

I swear, your face looks super familiar to me, and i have NO idea why. It's all good though, it's the "this guy kind of looks like a friend i once had" kind of familiarity, however creepy it may sound.

also here's a super low quality webcam shot of my face and my student cap



because screw stoic facial expressions

It's possible that i look younger than i am (20 for the very few curious ones) because the super low quality doesn't capture the FACESTUBBLE. I don't think it'd capture anything that wasn't a full on BLASTER BEARD, really. Or maybe a Dan McNinja-stache, but i lack the wrinkles to carry a 'stache like that.

also photos of you staring weirdly at the camera go

Can't tell how or why, but your face looked like if you took any character from MLP and turned it into a real life human.

Also, am I the only person here that has sideburns?

adriaan is not only a pony.
he is a pony

Haha, wat

Also for anyone interested, the gasmask is a Dutch K-53 produced by Hevea (rubberfactory).

Well, the facial expresion.

No.

However yours are more cleanly displayed than mine in this picture.
I leave you alone for TWO DAYS, beard, and you go all neckbearding on me.
awkward fat underchin pose is awkward

Duh is a true MANBEAR.

Look at that guy there
in the back
what a swell guy i bet hes really nice

Anyone who uses light up toothpicks has to be a nice guy.