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Roll 15 ♥♥♥♥♥es - Day 4746

Harzipan - Isaac 12:
Yeah it's called a ♥♥♥♥ PDA get with the times grandpa.
You have one and it has local GPS. What do you want to do with it? Break it? That's what you're good at.



Roast Veg - Bodil 13:
You have singleplayer chess, 2 player chess, 3 player chess, 4 player chess, and 12 player chess. You also have a pool table, a card table, and a minifridge locked up with all kinds of good times. Also Modern Warfares 9-62. Sadly you don't have 1-8 or 63-199. 200 comes out next year though.
Also included in the games cabinet is a variety of innovative boardgames, ranging from ones focusing on lasers to dungeons to strategy.
Digging through a bit, you find a character sheet for an RtD called A Dead Universe. You don't remember this one! Hm. Maybe you can get your friends to play it with you? There's a ruleset on the back.
Strangely enough the sheet seems to be made of an indescribable material and.. glowing a tad perhaps? No, must be the lighting..



Unwoundpath - Waqu 14:
You head inside, but not before making sure for whatever arbitrary reason that the Captain can't suicide. You tie his arms to the door, forgetting about his damages.
You head inside and hear rough, shaky panting. The hell?
"daddyleaveusaloneourloveistrueandyouhavenobusinesstryingtobreakusapart"
Wat
"England?"
"GO AWAY!"
"What are you doing in here?"
"GO AWAAAAAYYY!"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, Jesus. Calm your ♥♥♥♥ English.."
"England"
"What?"
"I SAID BUGGER OFF ALREADY"
You leave, disturbed and yet curious. What the ♥♥♥♥ is he doing in there?



TheKebbit - Havelock 15:
You do a few jogs around the control room and feel like you're on top of the world, or what's left of it.
This is one of those moments where you feel like Gagarin. Like everything went right and you were on a lucky streak and you've conquered the whole damn universe. A pioneer.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 3:
After your encounter with Waqu you feel like crying.
You cry.
Tears of pure pain and suffering drip down your already wet cheeks.
Wait, why are your cheeks wet? Must be sweat. It's so stuffy in here.
BUT IT IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU COULD TRULY BE ALONE.
At least that's what you thought. You guess you were wrong.



TheChairman - Richard 6:
Nah, you're constrained. You can't, not yet.
You hear some shouting from the vents and wonder what the ♥♥♥♥ is happening. Is that Onglensh you hear? Or was it Englum..





Yeah like this space is only for telling you when ♥♥♥♥ goes down like, ion storms and monsters n stuff so don't expect anything down here for a little bit

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Roll 16 - Day 4747

Harzipan - Isaac 3:
Sorry, try again.
PDA's don't accept voice commands. That trend died down when people had to start screaming over each other so their buttonless phones could hear them.
Try using the buttons.



Roast Veg - Bodil 16:
*chHK* Crew. Come to the games room, let's play this game I found. *chHK*
Dagenham replies, *chHK* Found? what do you mean 'found'? Do we have secret games? *chHK*
You reply, *chHK* Well I found it and I don't know what it is and I've never seen it before.. so, yes. Found. *chHK*
You suspect everyone else is going to come play soon, so you look at the required items to play.
A set of dice, check.
Character sheets.. Check.
Spare paper? Check.
Pens, check.
You can't quite make out what the last one says. It's.. blurry. Very strangely blurry. Not a normal sort of, subtle blur or a hard word. It seems to shift around as you look at it. (((there would be cool animated text here but it doesnt work on forums so you dont even get to see anything, ha)))



Unwoundpath - Waqu 7:
Apparently Bodil is setting up a game in celebration of defeating that tentacle thingy. You should probably head over.
The cap is safe where he is. No harm being done at all. He'll be fine.



TheKebbit - Havelock 15:
Not only is there no autolathe, there is no engineering! Aside from maintenance shafts there is no engineering department. You're on a tiny pioneer ship with a direct link to command, you don't need a ♥♥♥♥ engineering SECTOR, let alone even a room.
Plus, tesseracts don't function properly in a 3D plane, being a physical object from the 4th dimension.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 8:
Alright whatever English.



TheChairman - Richard 0:
Oh, uh, sorry, that's physically impossible. Too bad, too, because that would do nothing at all beneficial to you. A damn shame.