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I certainly hope not


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It could be anything it damn well pleases, the only common factor between all zombie viruses is that they turn you into zombies. Most are blood-borne though.


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Asklar wrote:
Would a zombie virus be a STD?


Hmm, theoretically it travels within the bodily fluids of the infected person so.....................

one moment.

yup scientifically speaking a zombie virus is an STD.


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Google wrote:
std
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Doctor of Sacred Theology.
Sexually transmitted disease.


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someday i will claim that as my forum title, in compliance with the stillborn adventure of Serious Theology


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someday i will claim that as my forum title, in compliance with the stillborn adventure of Serious Theology


CONTINUE THAT GODDAMN RTD


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to get an std you need to sex
unless the zombies rape you you cant have std zombies


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But I was thinking, what if a group of necrophiliacs manage to capture a zombie, tie him/her up and have relationships with him/her?

I mean, it could happen if we had zombies because people are already ♥♥♥♥ wierd.


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It would be an even more comically easily defeated zombie uprising than most of the others
The walking dead really aren't a particularly effective disease spreading vector, it only gets worse if they have to bone people

I mean to start with none of their equipment is going to function at all properly


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I mean to start with none of their equipment is going to function at all properly



Hahaha man that killed me!
I didn't think of it, anyway.

Hopefuly the zombie virus won't be an STD.


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its highly unlikely that a virus will happen that is literally a copy of a virus in films and other media
the closest thing is rabies


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Can't you let me have perverted fantasies?

Guess I'll have to stick to "normaility".


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Normality doesn't exist.
If it did however, it would be highly relative. What's (quote on quotes on quotes) NORMAL in, say, Africa, isn't (quote on quotes on quotes) NORMAL in Canada.

But normality doesn't exist because everyone and thing is different.


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That's why I said "normality".

Oh, humanity, you are so diverse.


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I'm normal


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In my standards and respectometer you are "Above Average", going over "Normal" by aproximatedly 142 points. With 58 more points you will become "Likeable".

After that, the respectometer has three branches and those branches sub-branches, depending on the actions you take.


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